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Old 08-25-2010, 09:59 AM   #1841
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I must be getting old. I looked at this shirt and the first thing I thought was "Isn't it boyfriend's wife? Doesn't she know how to use an apostrophe?"
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Old 08-28-2010, 12:02 AM   #1847
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This was one of the pictures I used in my CPR courses.
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I must be getting old. I looked at this shirt and the first thing I thought was "Isn't it boyfriend's wife? Doesn't she know how to use an apostrophe?"
That's just sad, bro!!!

BTW, my wife wouldn't hate her. Probably shoot her, though (or me, or both of us!)
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Old 08-30-2010, 09:40 AM   #1851
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Is that some kind of a "See how much you can drink before you pee your pants" contest? How drunk do you have to be to enter one of those?
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Old 08-30-2010, 04:10 PM   #1852
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Is that some kind of a "See how much you can drink before you pee your pants" contest? How drunk do you have to be to enter one of those?


I think you need to be one or two drinks shy of comatose.
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Old 08-30-2010, 04:14 PM   #1853
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I think you need to be one or two drinks shy of comatose.
And what's with the guy standing next to her? Are his pants shiny, or has he been peeing himself for the past hour? And does he have a bottle opener in his pants, or is he just demonstrating his virility?
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I must be getting old. I looked at this shirt and the first thing I thought was "Isn't it boyfriend's wife? Doesn't she know how to use an apostrophe?"
I've got a felt tip pen right here. I'll volunteer to write that apostrophe on there for you. You know me, just trying to be helpful to a Brother.
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Is that some kind of a "See how much you can drink before you pee your pants" contest? How drunk do you have to be to enter one of those?
Possibly something like that.

Unfortunately, a terminally stupid game... (if that is what it was)

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16614865/

PS: The family won $16.5M in a wrongfull death suit over that because the contestants were never advised of the potential heath risks involved in the contest.
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I dunno, that one had me LOLing!
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Make-up and Hair style..............$500.00

New Dress for the show............$700.00

Giant Stuffed Bear......................$300.00

Not knowing how to hold the bear with a microphone in your hand...
Priceless!
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