Limerick Thread! - Page 90

Stephen · 03-13-2011, 12:45 AM

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I remember back when you could smoke in a bar,

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Big Brother has just taken things too far

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I want a cigar with my drink,

Without anybody raising a stink,

icehog3 · 03-13-2011, 12:57 AM

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I remember back when you could smoke in a bar,

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Big Brother has just taken things too far

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I want a cigar with my drink,

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Without anybody raising a stink,

Let's run the Smoke Nazis over with your car!

icehog3 · 03-13-2011, 12:57 AM

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It sucks to have to wield the Ban Stick,

Stephen · 03-13-2011, 02:03 PM

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It sucks to have to wield the Ban Stick,

But they have it coming to them if they've been a prick,

icehog3 · 03-13-2011, 11:18 PM

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It sucks to have to wield the Ban Stick,

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But they have it coming to them if they've been a prick,

Oh, there's been a few,

Stephen · 03-14-2011, 07:34 AM

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It sucks to have to wield the Ban Stick,

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But they have it coming to them if they've been a prick,

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Oh, there's been a few,

Some people just don't have a clue,

Gophernut · 03-14-2011, 10:28 AM

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It sucks to have to wield the Ban Stick,

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But they have it coming to them if they've been a prick,

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Oh, there's been a few,

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Some people just don't have a clue,

And those spammers will get hit with it quick.

Gophernut · 03-14-2011, 10:32 AM

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The NFL may not have a season,

Stephen · 03-14-2011, 10:47 AM

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The NFL may not have a season,

On either side there's just no pleasin',

Gophernut · 03-14-2011, 10:54 AM

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The NFL may not have a season,

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On either side there's just no pleasin',

Billions of dollars just aint enough,

icehog3 · 03-14-2011, 11:04 AM

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The NFL may not have a season,

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On either side there's just no pleasin',

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Billions of dollars just aint enough,

Ferraris and mansions, life is rough,

Stephen · 03-14-2011, 11:09 AM

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The NFL may not have a season,

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On either side there's just no pleasin',

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Billions of dollars just aint enough,

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Ferraris and mansions, life is rough,

They better play cause there's some Bears fans that need some teasin'!!

Stephen · 03-14-2011, 11:13 AM

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The threat of a nuclear meltdown in Japan still lingers,

Gophernut · 03-14-2011, 11:18 AM

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The threat of a nuclear meltdown in Japan still lingers,

I'm hoping and praying and crossing my fingers,

icehog3 · 03-14-2011, 11:21 AM

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The threat of a nuclear meltdown in Japan still lingers,

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I'm hoping and praying and crossing my fingers,

That all will be well,

Gophernut · 03-14-2011, 11:34 AM

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The threat of a nuclear meltdown in Japan still lingers,

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I'm hoping and praying and crossing my fingers,

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That all will be well,

For all those who dwell,

VTDragon · 03-14-2011, 11:39 AM

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The threat of a nuclear meltdown in Japan still lingers,

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I'm hoping and praying and crossing my fingers,

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That all will be well,

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For all those who dwell,

And that no radiation there still lingers.

VTDragon · 03-14-2011, 11:40 AM

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Time for my yearly donation to the March Madness Pool,

Bluetick · 03-14-2011, 11:50 AM

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Time for my yearly donation to the March Madness Pool,

My wife often calls me a fool

Bluetick · 03-14-2011, 11:54 AM

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My wife often calls me a fool

I feel that it is often said in jest

03-13-2011, 12:57 AM	#1783
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,441 Trading: (60)	Re: Limerick Thread! NEW: It sucks to have to wield the Ban Stick, __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

03-14-2011, 10:32 AM	#1788
Gophernut Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Hudson, WI Posts: 1,661 Trading: (15)	Re: Limerick Thread! NEW: The NFL may not have a season, __________________ "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson

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03-14-2011, 11:40 AM	#1798
VTDragon Feeling at Home Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Gary Location: Vermont Posts: 627 Trading: (0)	Re: Limerick Thread! New: Time for my yearly donation to the March Madness Pool, __________________ An expert is a person who knows enough about what's really going on ... to be scared.

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