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"My God, what is that smell?" "That's the smell of desire my lady." "God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food." "You know, desire smells like that to some people."
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Feeling at Home
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New One - (Long and edited for family friendliness) "He's not to be underestimated, you've got to look past the hair and the cute, cuddly thing - it's all a deceptive facade. A few nights ago Rory's Roger iron's rusted, so he's gone to the local battle-cruiser to catch the end of his footer. Nobody is watching the custard so he turns the channel over. A fat man's north opens and he wanders over and turns the Liza over. 'Now <bleep> off and watch it somewhere else.' Rory knows claret is imminent, but he doesn't want to miss the end of the game; so, calm as a coma, he stands and picks up a fire extinguisher and he walks straight past the jam rolls who are ready for action, then he plonks it outside the entrance. He then orders an Aristotle of the most ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub and switches back to his footer. 'That's <bleeping> it,' says the guy. 'That's <bleeping> what' says Rory. Rory gobs out a mouthful of booze covering fatty; he then flicks a flaming match into his bird's nest and the man's lit up like a leaky gas pipe. Rory, unfazed, turned back to his game. His team's won too. Four-nil." |
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MIND OVER MATTER...
Join Date: Feb 2011
First Name: RICO
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![]() NEW-1 " When you love someone, you've gotta trust them. There's no other way. You've got to give them the key to everything that's yours. Otherwise, what's the point? And for a while, I believed, that's the kind of love I had "
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New Quote: "...but I wipe my own a**, I wipe my own a**! " |
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Fatter than you!
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Larry
Location: A little place called home.
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"Next time kiss him with your eyes open, its a whole different experience."
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Cigarologist
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New Quote You wanna compare brainpans? I won the Westinghouse prize when I was 12. Big deal. Published at 19, so what. I got a double doctorate from MIT at 22. Chemistry and Geology. I taught at Princeton for two and a half years. Why do I do this? Because the money's good, the scenery changes and they let me use explosives, okay?
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Yes I am a Pirate
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Location: 33°46′08″N 86°28′16″W / 33.76895°N 86.471037°W
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Easy one now up: " I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way"
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Ceilin' fan it stirs the air, Cigar smoke does swirl. The fragrance on the pillow case, and he thinks about the girl. Thanks, JB, 1975. |
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I've been looking for an excuse to use this quote here.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit " Look at them. They're just asking for it. Maybe the human race deserves to be wiped out. "
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Admiral Douchebag
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New Quote: "Cain slew Able, slew him out of envy. God put his mark on Cain for his sins, is that what you want Deke? Huh? Is that what you come here for? I'll do it for you, all you got to do is say it again... Say you love me." |
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Admiral Douchebag
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Rules: after identifying quote, post your own famous movie quote in the same post for the next person to identify.
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Yes I am a Pirate
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![]() ![]() Tom... Sooner or later the TOE have to find an emoticon for itchy butts! OK. We will give BnB Tobacco til this afternoon to respond. I'll PM him. If no response by evening, I'll guess the previous quote ![]() ![]() Calling BnB Tobacco...... Calling BnB Tobacco...... Calling BnB Tobacco...... I mainly respond here so I can see my avatar. Kinda like this one:>)
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Admiral Douchebag
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6 hours, I'd say that's plenty, Cliff.
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Yes I am a Pirate
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OK, new quote, since last guesser hasn't posted a quote:
"I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man!"
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Ceilin' fan it stirs the air, Cigar smoke does swirl. The fragrance on the pillow case, and he thinks about the girl. Thanks, JB, 1975. |
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