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02-15-2011, 11:53 AM | #1661 |
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02-15-2011, 12:01 PM | #1662 |
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I was checking to see who came up with something to rhyme melting.
(belting, smelting, kavelting, welting...)
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02-15-2011, 12:34 PM | #1663 |
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OK, You're right ... a do over:
Though not enough to shed our winter pelting
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02-16-2011, 09:34 AM | #1664 |
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Just bring on spring, I cried.
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02-16-2011, 09:41 AM | #1665 |
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New:
Surprise Birthday trip to Chicago for my son,
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02-16-2011, 10:54 AM | #1667 |
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Because in the Windy City,
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02-16-2011, 03:18 PM | #1669 |
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But he's better than Bradford, that big bum.
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02-16-2011, 03:18 PM | #1670 |
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NEW:
They say youth is wasted on the young,
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02-16-2011, 04:14 PM | #1671 |
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They know not what to do, even when well hung,
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02-17-2011, 09:48 AM | #1672 |
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Unfortunately I've noticed that as I get older,
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02-17-2011, 10:07 AM | #1673 |
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My member acts more like it's colder
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02-17-2011, 10:15 AM | #1674 |
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But if I try any harder, I'll collapse a lung.
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02-17-2011, 10:17 AM | #1675 |
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A clean bill of health from my Doc,
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02-17-2011, 11:24 AM | #1676 |
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Had a celebratory stogie from my extensive stock,
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02-17-2011, 11:37 AM | #1677 |
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But I smoked one too many,
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02-18-2011, 08:43 AM | #1678 |
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Now I wouldn't take one for a penny
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02-18-2011, 09:23 AM | #1679 |
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and my wife wants to install a humidor lock.
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02-18-2011, 09:24 AM | #1680 |
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It's time for this week to be done,
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