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Old 05-08-2014, 09:39 AM   #1
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I saw you in the front row
Moving to the beat
Just movin' and groovin'
Killed me when I saw
The wet patch on your seat
Was it Coca-Cola?
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Old 06-06-2014, 06:38 AM   #2
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My friend Harvey married Tracey McCall,
By Christ she was a scary old doll.
A voice out of hell and a temper to boot,
Arms like a navvy and a face like dried fruit.


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Old 06-06-2014, 06:42 AM   #3
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I must admit
I can't explain
Any of these thoughts racing
Through my brain

It's true
Baby I'm howlin' for you
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Old 06-06-2014, 09:12 AM   #4
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Just listen to the rhythm of the falling rain.....
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Old 05-08-2014, 09:53 AM   #5
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Ha! Not familiar enough for an earworm (I had to google/youtube it), but that was great -- thanks
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Old 05-08-2014, 10:04 AM   #6
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Ha! Not familiar enough for an earworm (I had to google/youtube it), but that was great -- thanks
The only thing worse than reading a lyric here and getting an earworm is to google/youtube one you don't recognize, and giving yourself one.
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Old 05-08-2014, 10:43 AM   #7
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Always something there to remind me...
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Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
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One good thing about old age, the earworms kinda get lost in there......

It's rainin' inside a big brown moon
How does that mess you baby up, leg
Eatin' a Reuben sandwich with sauerkraut
Don't stop now, baby,................
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Old 05-08-2014, 01:41 PM   #10
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I heard Mr. Young sing about her.....
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Old 05-08-2014, 02:31 PM   #11
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I heard screamin'
and bullwhips cracking
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Old 05-09-2014, 05:28 AM   #12
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I can't stand it, I know you planned it
I'm gonna set it straight, this Watergate..............
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Old 05-09-2014, 06:57 AM   #13
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I wake with an earworm most days.

Today's is

Yeah the only kind of man that you ever wanted
Was one that you knew you'd never hold very long
Sittin' there cryin' like I'm the first one to go
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I'm gonna set it straight, this Watergate..............


So whatcha whatcha, whatcha want?
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Old 05-09-2014, 09:08 AM   #15
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Okay, I'm going to use lyrics with the title because this is one cool earworm for us FOGS

Sweet home Alabama

Gonna sing/hum this one all day. Should drive the staff at the library nuts.
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When you want to get down
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Thanks, guys. Had to stop by because that stupid-ass Apple commercial 'song' was running on a loop in my head....

Gigantic....Gigantic.....Gigantic.....Gigantic.... .Gigantic.....
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Whooo whoooo

This here's a story about Billy Joe and Bobbie Sue
Two young lovers with nothin' better to do
Than sit around the house, get high, and watch the tube
And here is what happened when they decided to cut loose
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Sing with me, sing for the year
Sing for the laughter and sing for the tear
Sing with me, just for today
Maybe tomorrow the good Lord'll take you away
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