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Invictus
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Where's my buffaloooo ...
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Alien
"Gentlemen, congratulations. You're everything we've come to expect from years of government training. Now please step this way, as we provide you with our final test: an eye exam." |
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Have My Own Room
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"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!" Dr. P. Venkman |
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Bunion
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(pretty sure, anyways) "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room. "
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He Who Dares...WINS!
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So is working at McDonald's, but you don't see anyone tip them, do you? Why not, they're serving you food. But no, society says don't tip these guys over here, but tip these guys over here. It's bullsh!t! |
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"Hermaphroditic ****. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box. Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame"
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A Cigar = 42
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New 1 : When I stepped out into the bright sunlight from the darkness of the movie house, I had only two things on my mind: Paul Newman and a ride home
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Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips. -J.Candy |
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"What was the weight of the car when you got it, Irv? 4,839 pounds. You're sure? The manufacturer's spec says it should weight 4,719 pounds. This one's carrying roughly 120 extra pounds somewhere...When it was booked in at Marseilles it weighed the same. 120 pounds overweight. Jimmy has to be right. I ripped everything out except the rocker panels." |
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He Who Dares...WINS!
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"You want me to strap her to the hood?...She'll be fine. It's not as if it's going to rain or something." |
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Fatter than you!
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Larry
Location: A little place called home.
Posts: 5,397
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"Here's an idea: How about you give me half the money you were going to spend and I take you out back and kick you in the nuts and we call it even?"
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If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times. ![]() |
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MIND OVER MATTER...
Join Date: Feb 2011
First Name: RICO
Location: So. CAL 33° 44' 44" N / 117° 52' 0" W
Posts: 2,330
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NEW-1 We are sitting here, you and I, like a couple of regular fellas. You do what you do, and I do what I gotta do. And now that we've been face to face, if I'm there and I gotta put you away, I won't like it. But I tell you, if it's between you and some poor bastard whose wife you're gonna turn into a widow, brother, you are going down.
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Will herf for food
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“Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain |
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Feeling at Home
Join Date: Dec 2010
First Name: John
Location: Columbus, OH and Rochester, NY
Posts: 510
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Star wars IV a new hope
"You know we used to outsource this kind of thing. But what we found was the countries we outsourced to had unreliable power grids. Very third world. You'd turn on a switch, power wouldn't come on, and tempers would get short. People would resort to pulling fingernails. Acid trips on bare skin. The whole excercise would become counterproductive. But here, the powers stable. Here there's a nice even flow. Here you can flip a switch and the power stays on all day" |
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Quote: "Both my wife and daughter think I'm this gigantic loser and they're right, I have lost something. I'm not exactly sure what it is but I know I didn't always feel this... sedated. But you know what? It's never too late to get it back. " Last edited by kickerb; 03-02-2011 at 02:11 PM. |
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F*ck Cancer!
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loved this movie!!
Fargo. Quote "You take a look at her. Cause once you step on that bus you aint got your mama no more. You got your brothers on the team and you got your daddy. You know who your daddy is, doncha? Gary, if you want to play on this football team, you answer me when I ask you who is your daddy? Who's your daddy, Gary? Who's your daddy?" |
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F*ck Cancer!
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