Rant: Cigar Bums - Page 7

MajorCaptSilly · 01-27-2011, 04:12 PM

On a related note, I was approached by a down on his luck fellow while getting out of my car at a client's place today. He told me he needed $8.00 to get enough gas for a friend's car as his mother had passed away today. The story was long and full of holes. I gave him 10 bucks and told him "good luck." Whatever his situation, he needed the money more than me today. I guess I'm a soft touch with cash as well as cigars.

MCS

Whynot · 01-27-2011, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pektel

No more rhymes now, I mean it.

Whipper Snapper · 01-27-2011, 04:18 PM

I guess I should change my user title to "first mooching-noob"

OLS · 01-28-2011, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tecnorobo

I guess I should change my user title to "first mooching-noob"

You weren't the first per se, you were just the first whipper-snapper I remember. Your sincerity
and desire to learn was the real reason you were such a popular target.

replicant_argent · 01-28-2011, 05:49 PM

Why is Peter Adam today?

pnoon · 01-28-2011, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by replicant_argent

Why is Peter Adam today?

Why is Adam Peter today?

longknocker · 01-28-2011, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon

Why is Adam Peter today?

Now I'm "Thoroughly" Confused!

replicant_argent · 01-28-2011, 05:55 PM

whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa
it's so
beautiful!!!

What does it mean?
Life

imitating

sh'art!

pnoon · 01-28-2011, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by replicant_argent

whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa
it's so
beautiful!!!

What does it mean?
Life

imitating

sh'art!

Words of wisdom.
Thanks, Mr. Hanky.

shilala · 01-28-2011, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by replicant_argent

whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa

it's so
beautiful!!!

What does it mean?
Life

imitating

sh'art!

Simply beautiful.

01-28-2011, 07:20 PM

A good non cigar smoking friend on facebook responds to one of my cigar announcements with "cough, cough."
I respond with something half witty and he responds with "why don't you send me one?"
I tell him I smoke full bodied cigars. If you're not a cigar smoker they will be too strong for you and you won't like it."
Implied "no" to his request.
If I did send him "one" he would put it in a drawer and a month from now smoke it. He'd "cough, cough" and throw it away later telling me it tasted like s**t.

drob · 01-28-2011, 11:45 PM

Give a fellow a shitty cigar, and he may never smoke another. Give a fellow a great (or even good) cigar, and you may gain another BOTL for life!

Just saying.

01-29-2011, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drob

Give a fellow a shitty cigar, and he may never smoke another. Give a fellow a great (or even good) cigar, and you may gain another BOTL for life!

Just saying.

What if I gave him a smoked fish instead...two birds with one stone?

Whipper Snapper · 01-28-2011, 11:47 PM

Peter sharts all the time

pnoon · 01-29-2011, 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tecnorobo

Peter sharts all the time

WTF

Think before you post, Blake.

Whipper Snapper · 01-29-2011, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon

WTF

Think before you post, Blake.

One fart joke too many I guess. Sorry Peter, didn't mean to ruffle your feathers.

01-29-2011, 10:14 AM

You just need to take some less expensive sticks around with you for occasions like this. I wouldn't hand out a 1964 Padron to a non-expierenced smoker either. But something like an Oliva G would be fine, and they aren't overly expensive. They aren't dog turds, and something I would, and do, smoke myself.

01-29-2011, 10:27 AM

I worked at a construction company where everyone mooched from me. Pissed me off because no one ever reciprocated. So instead of giving them decent cigars, I started giving them dog turds. They didn't even know the difference.
My favorite is someone wants some sticks and then promises to bring me back a gift from Florida on their vacation. Guess what never arrives?
They can afford to go on vacation but not go to a cigar store or even offer to pay me.
That gets my short hairs up.
I finally told all them "Go fish."

itsme_timd · 02-23-2011, 11:53 AM

Edited by icehog3 to comply with CA rules.

02-23-2011, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by itsme_timd

I'm sorry to have to post this here but I really couldn't believe what I was reading from Katmancross. He's posting in this thread about how he can't stand cigar mooches but he's on another forum I'm a moderator on trying to beg for cigars. Here's the best part... a LOT of people and manufacturers sent him cigars but he wasn't happy with the quality, now he's trying to trade up to get ultra premium cigars. Also, Xikar sent him some cigars and cutters and he's trying to trade at least one of the cutters away. Here's his post on the other forum. MODS - If you want to know where this was posted PM me.

I got Thomas' address and sent him a nice 5 pack in a an old travel humidor with a little humidification disk in it. They were basically mild cigars.
I hope he enjoys them. Yes. I'm a hypocrite and S.O.B. Thank you for pointing that out from your perch of righteousness. I apologize to everyone for being such a jerk. I'm having a f*****g nervous breakdown here and I'm acting like an idiot and moron. My apologies. I won't post anything until I feel more like myself.

01-27-2011, 04:12 PM	#1
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Re: Rant: Cigar Bums On a related note, I was approached by a down on his luck fellow while getting out of my car at a client's place today. He told me he needed $8.00 to get enough gas for a friend's car as his mother had passed away today. The story was long and full of holes. I gave him 10 bucks and told him "good luck." Whatever his situation, he needed the money more than me today. I guess I'm a soft touch with cash as well as cigars. MCS __________________ Pillsbury, Minneapolis, Prince, Spoon Bridge and Cherry, coinkydink?

01-27-2011, 04:18 PM	#3
Whipper Snapper 95% Banter 5% MMM Habanos Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Blake Location: Shawnee Posts: 1,037 Trading: (0)	Re: Rant: Cigar Bums I guess I should change my user title to "first mooching-noob" __________________ "I don't feel that smoking makes me ashamed, and therefore I mean to smoke to the glory of God." -Charles Spurgeon.

01-28-2011, 05:49 PM	#5
replicant_argent Gravy Boat Winnah. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Pete Location: my attorney has advised against giving this information to insane people Posts: 5,326 Trading: (22)	Re: Rant: Cigar Bums Why is Peter Adam today? __________________ www.stogietorch.com Some days call for a stiff Pomade.

01-28-2011, 05:55 PM	#8
replicant_argent Gravy Boat Winnah. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Pete Location: my attorney has advised against giving this information to insane people Posts: 5,326 Trading: (22)	Re: Rant: Cigar Bums whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa it's so beautiful!!! What does it mean? Life imitating sh'art! __________________ www.stogietorch.com Some days call for a stiff Pomade.

01-28-2011, 07:20 PM	#11
Katmancross Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Rant: Cigar Bums A good non cigar smoking friend on facebook responds to one of my cigar announcements with "cough, cough." I respond with something half witty and he responds with "why don't you send me one?" I tell him I smoke full bodied cigars. If you're not a cigar smoker they will be too strong for you and you won't like it." Implied "no" to his request. If I did send him "one" he would put it in a drawer and a month from now smoke it. He'd "cough, cough" and throw it away later telling me it tasted like s**t.

01-28-2011, 11:45 PM	#12
drob Superbowl XLIV Champs! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Here Posts: 245 Trading: (8)	Re: Rant: Cigar Bums Give a fellow a shitty cigar, and he may never smoke another. Give a fellow a great (or even good) cigar, and you may gain another BOTL for life! Just saying. __________________ "Life is a garden - dig it!" - Joe Dirt

01-28-2011, 11:47 PM	#14
Whipper Snapper 95% Banter 5% MMM Habanos Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Blake Location: Shawnee Posts: 1,037 Trading: (0)	Re: Rant: Cigar Bums Peter sharts all the time __________________ "I don't feel that smoking makes me ashamed, and therefore I mean to smoke to the glory of God." -Charles Spurgeon.

01-29-2011, 10:14 AM	#17
Brad Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Rant: Cigar Bums You just need to take some less expensive sticks around with you for occasions like this. I wouldn't hand out a 1964 Padron to a non-expierenced smoker either. But something like an Oliva G would be fine, and they aren't overly expensive. They aren't dog turds, and something I would, and do, smoke myself.

01-29-2011, 10:27 AM	#18
Katmancross Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Rant: Cigar Bums I worked at a construction company where everyone mooched from me. Pissed me off because no one ever reciprocated. So instead of giving them decent cigars, I started giving them dog turds. They didn't even know the difference. My favorite is someone wants some sticks and then promises to bring me back a gift from Florida on their vacation. Guess what never arrives? They can afford to go on vacation but not go to a cigar store or even offer to pay me. That gets my short hairs up. I finally told all them "Go fish."

02-23-2011, 11:53 AM	#19
itsme_timd Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Jul 2009 First Name: Tim Location: Woodstock, GA Posts: 338 Trading: (3)	Re: Rant: Cigar Bums Edited by icehog3 to comply with CA rules. __________________ Cigar Club: C4CigarClub.com ~ Twitter: TimD_C4 Last edited by icehog3; 02-23-2011 at 03:00 PM.

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