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Old 12-10-2010, 11:44 AM   #1181
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The thermometer is in single digits
Even the snowman, he fidgets,
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Old 12-10-2010, 11:52 AM   #1182
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Old 12-10-2010, 12:03 PM   #1183
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like a flea-bitten stray in a storm.
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Old 12-10-2010, 12:07 PM   #1184
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like a flea-bitten stray in a storm.
cuz fire melts them down to midgets
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Old 12-10-2010, 12:08 PM   #1185
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My dog say's it's too cold to go poop.
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Old 12-10-2010, 12:31 PM   #1186
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Old 12-10-2010, 12:56 PM   #1187
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He barks, "My butt itches."
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Old 12-10-2010, 02:02 PM   #1188
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"And I'm being stalked by several wenches!"
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Old 12-10-2010, 02:02 PM   #1189
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He barks, "My butt itches."
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Old 12-10-2010, 02:09 PM   #1190
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Old 12-10-2010, 02:31 PM   #1193
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so blackness can wash it away.
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Old 12-10-2010, 02:40 PM   #1196
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Old 12-10-2010, 03:19 PM   #1197
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Mods <Tom> please delete if too off color
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Old 12-10-2010, 03:21 PM   #1198
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What's off-color about a marching band?
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Just make with the next line of the limerick ya' smartguy.
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