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Old 07-01-2013, 01:06 PM   #61
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Sorry if these are repeats, I didn't read the entire thread:

You look like a bag of smashed a$$holes.

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Old 07-02-2013, 06:15 AM   #62
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I got this one so many times from my Mother..."You'd better straighten up and fly right"

And my grandmother, never to be outdone, "There's two kinds of Smart: Smart and Smart Alec".

I was the second one every time that would be forced out of her mouth.
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Old 08-28-2013, 07:32 AM   #63
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Old 08-28-2013, 08:02 AM   #64
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Old 01-23-2014, 07:43 AM   #65
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Got some appropriate ones:

Colder than a witches caress.
Colder than a landlords heart.
Colder than a room full of ex-wives.
Colder enough to freeze the nuts off the Guy Lombardi bridge.
Cold as a mother-in-law's kiss.
Colder than a welldigger's ass.
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Old 01-23-2014, 11:06 AM   #66
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Old kitchen manager in a restaurant I used to work at used to say:

"Boy, you look like a 3 legged cat trying to bury turds on a frozen pond."
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Old 01-23-2014, 07:36 PM   #67
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You better check yourself before you wreck yourself.

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