You know your getting older when....... - Page 4

elderboy02 · 02-13-2009, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by smitdavi

what about when you no long listen to top 40 on the radio and you now listen to talk radio

I do this as well.

rizzle · 02-13-2009, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by illinoishoosier

BR5-49

Simpler times...

For the damn youngin's loitering on my lawn...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeDX6ESys10

Awesome. I haven't seen that in....I guess that means I'm getting old!

Lucky_Hippo · 02-13-2009, 09:44 AM

When staying out late means 9:30.

When driving to the outlet mall, the conversation starts off with "I remeber when this used to be...."

When the beat up car you drove to high school is now considered a classic.

When a movie you remember from a few years ago turns out to be over 20 years old. (i.e. Top Gun, Major League, Back to the Future)

Skywalker · 02-13-2009, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by pnoon

Some of your cigar buddies are younger than your kids.

Or you find out that one of them is your kid!!!!

Parshooter · 02-13-2009, 11:35 AM

When your wife gets AARP notices in the mail.

karmaz00 · 02-13-2009, 11:37 AM

when i use the term "back in the day"...

Seanohue · 02-13-2009, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by pnoon

Some of your cigar buddies are younger than your kids.

Sorry Uncle Pnoon

ActionAndy · 02-13-2009, 12:11 PM

Last night I stopped drinking at 10 pm. Because I had work in the morning.

Kreth · 02-13-2009, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ActionAndy

Last night I stopped drinking at 10 pm. Because I had work in the morning.

Up partying all hours of the night? What do you think, you're in college?

MajorCaptSilly · 02-13-2009, 12:24 PM

Headbanging brings on severe neck pain the next day.

MCS

That doesn't mean I'm ready to stop yet!

02-13-2009, 12:27 PM

When you try to remember what you had for supper last night, and find out the meal you are remembering was from 3 months ago.

When you write the date on a peice of paperwork, and realize you are still dating things January 2008.

When you write on your schedule when you think you will need to change you transmission fluid, even though its not until July 2009.

The first time you ask your wife to "darn my socks, please"

When you hesitate to try new foods in a restaurant because don't know what they will do to your colon.

When you actually find that satisfaction Capt Kirk was talking about regarding the benefits of fibre; discovering that he is actually quite an effective spokesperson for "whatever that cereal was"

Cheers

Cyanide

poker · 02-13-2009, 12:30 PM

When you automatically get mail from AARP (weekly)

pnoon · 02-13-2009, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Seanohue

Sorry Uncle Pnoon

You are by no means the only one, Sean.

JaKaacH · 02-13-2009, 01:22 PM

...you look at your hair, and you don't care if it turns gray or white, as long as it don't turn loose...

Don Fernando · 02-13-2009, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailkat

....you try to explain to a 20 something co-worker that the letters on the telephone were there because telephone numbers used to have letters in them......not for text messaging.

wow, appearantly I am not old

never knew that.

Genetic Defect · 02-13-2009, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Blueface

.....when you go to the bathroom to urinate and you think you are done. However, the stains left on your pants show a different opinion.

I am old

bonjing · 02-13-2009, 02:07 PM

when the gf says, "baby, your hair is getting thin."

02-13-2009, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Commander Quan

You bend down to pick something up, and look around to see if there is anything else that needs picked up while your down there.

Actually we you buy the gopher to pick up things so you don't have to bend down, I have two in case I forget where one is.

smitdavi · 02-13-2009, 10:49 PM

good stuff guys....keep it coming

groogs · 02-13-2009, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailkat

TU4-37..

The thing that was even funnier.....was that she acted like it was the most incredible thing she had ever heard

I have to say that is incredible.

I guess I am not old yet.

02-13-2009, 09:44 AM	#63
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02-13-2009, 12:27 PM	#71
Cyanide Guest Posts: n/a	Re: You know your getting older when....... When you try to remember what you had for supper last night, and find out the meal you are remembering was from 3 months ago. When you write the date on a peice of paperwork, and realize you are still dating things January 2008. When you write on your schedule when you think you will need to change you transmission fluid, even though its not until July 2009. The first time you ask your wife to "darn my socks, please" When you hesitate to try new foods in a restaurant because don't know what they will do to your colon. When you actually find that satisfaction Capt Kirk was talking about regarding the benefits of fibre; discovering that he is actually quite an effective spokesperson for "whatever that cereal was" Cheers Cyanide

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