Skydiving Accident- Big Owie!

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

Holy crap...I can just FEEL the love here....

You never answered. What do you do know? Besides limp.

I've been known to drool, swing a frozen salmon or two, fall over my walker and occasionally get too drunk to type...or too drunk to occasionally type...or just drunk...

Long story short, according to the Army, who NEVER makes a mistake, I am a 25B - Informations Systems Operator-Analyst.

Even G-d doesn't know WTF that has to do with my job these days -

I started out a 72E but that was combined with a 72G then restructured to a 74C and further streamlined as a 25D that would be deactivated and redesignated a 25B. All in all, the original job was really cool....until the Internet showed up, that is.

On paper, I'm an Army EKMS manager. In reality, I'm the poor bastard locked in the basement.

Originally Posted by tobii3

Holy crap...I can just FEEL the love here....



I've been known to drool, swing a frozen salmon or two, fall over my walker and occasionally get too drunk to type...or too drunk to occasionally type...or just drunk...

Long story short, according to the Army, who NEVER makes a mistake, I am a 25B - Informations Systems Operator-Analyst.

Even G-d doesn't know WTF that has to do with my job these days -

I started out a 72E but that was combined with a 72G then restructured to a 74C and further streamlined as a 25D that would be deactivated and redesignated a 25B. All in all, the original job was really cool....until the Internet showed up, that is.

On paper, I'm an Army EKMS manager. In reality, I'm the poor bastard locked in the basement.

Because I have a high security clearance, I was able to see your "eyes only" file and found a photo of you at work.

[replicant_argent]

Tob wears shorter skirts/tutus.
and is uglier.

"One ringy dingy... two ringy dingys."

Originally Posted by Katmancross

Because I have a high security clearance, I was able to see your "eyes only" file and found a photo of you at work.

Actually, that was our sister MOS - us "echos" were trained on these -



worked on these -



Then "upgraded" to these after Desert Shield -



Then, of course, the Internet showed up.

And we were put in the basement working behind one of these -

[HollywoodQue]

Wow

Originally Posted by tobii3

Actually, that was our sister MOS - us "echos" were trained on these -



worked on these -



Then "upgraded" to these after Desert Shield -



Then, of course, the Internet showed up.

And we were put in the basement working behind one of these -

You mixed up the photos. This is where pnoon (Peter) keeps his money and cigars.

[T.G]

Originally Posted by tobii3

Actually, that was our sister MOS - us "echos" ...


Then "upgraded" to these after Desert Shield -

oh no, I know my vault door all too well.

This is where Pete keeps his cigars -



He has to be able to see THROUGH the door, ya know.....

[HK3-]

Originally Posted by replicant_argent

Tobs first jump was out of a hot air balloon at Napoleans request.

Isn't he also the father of Chuck Norris?

As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

True Story.

Originally Posted by St. Lou Stu

Dude.... you hit a deuce and a half?
WTF? did it sneak out in front of you?

Not exactly.

Exiting the arcraft over Ft Campbell, KY (Suckchon DZ) at night....I was aiming for the turn -in point, identified by a green chemlight.

Only problem was, our hero was using the chemlight to find his lighter in the back of the deuce.

I found the turn-in point, the truck, the Soldier AND his lighter....all at the same time.