Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage - Page 3

Bunker · 10-14-2010, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subvet642

40) You don't need any ice cream.

I have actually said that pretty regularly, my wife is type 2 diabetic.

Dave128 · 10-14-2010, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunker

I have actually said that pretty regularly, my wife is type 2 diabetic.

So am I. We buy the no sugar added stuff.

sorry about that...back on topic

357 · 10-14-2010, 02:48 PM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?
17) Well that was stupid.
18) Is it supposed to smell like that?
19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by....
20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs.
21) I'd do her
22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter)
23) what is this suppose to be?
24) It seems like we have been married forever.
25) This is the reason why I drink.
26) Why are you mad at me?
27) Did I do something wrong?
28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work.
29) Where you talking to me?
30) You remind me of my ex sometimes.
31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you.
32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one)
33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women)
34) I've had better
35) I HAVE AIDS!
36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering?
37) I liked your hair the other way
38) Honey, wheres my super suit
39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family.
40) You don't need any ice cream.
41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear?
42) Isn't this hummer week?
43) Are those your fat jeans?

357 · 10-14-2010, 02:57 PM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?
17) Well that was stupid.
18) Is it supposed to smell like that?
19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by....
20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs.
21) I'd do her
22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter)
23) what is this suppose to be?
24) It seems like we have been married forever.
25) This is the reason why I drink.
26) Why are you mad at me?
27) Did I do something wrong?
28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work.
29) Where you talking to me?
30) You remind me of my ex sometimes.
31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you.
32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one)
33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women)
34) I've had better
35) I HAVE AIDS!
36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering?
37) I liked your hair the other way
38) Honey, wheres my super suit
39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family.
40) You don't need any ice cream.
41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear?
42) Isn't this hummer week?
43) Are those your fat jeans?
44) What is wrong with you?
45) What is your problem?
46) Does your wedding dress still fit?

14holestogie · 10-14-2010, 03:01 PM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?
17) Well that was stupid.
18) Is it supposed to smell like that?
19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by....
20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs.
21) I'd do her
22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter)
23) what is this suppose to be?
24) It seems like we have been married forever.
25) This is the reason why I drink.
26) Why are you mad at me?
27) Did I do something wrong?
28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work.
29) Where you talking to me?
30) You remind me of my ex sometimes.
31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you.
32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one)
33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women)
34) I've had better
35) I HAVE AIDS!
36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering?
37) I liked your hair the other way
38) Honey, wheres my super suit
39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family.
40) You don't need any ice cream.
41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear?
42) Isn't this hummer week?
43) Are those your fat jeans?
44) What is wrong with you?
45) What is your problem?
46) Does your wedding dress still fit?
47) Remember when your ass looked like that? Yeah, me neither.

jmsremax · 10-14-2010, 03:11 PM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?
17) Well that was stupid.
18) Is it supposed to smell like that?
19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by....
20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs.
21) I'd do her
22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter)
23) what is this suppose to be?
24) It seems like we have been married forever.
25) This is the reason why I drink.
26) Why are you mad at me?
27) Did I do something wrong?
28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work.
29) Where you talking to me?
30) You remind me of my ex sometimes.
31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you.
32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one)
33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women)
34) I've had better
35) I HAVE AIDS!
36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering?
37) I liked your hair the other way
38) Honey, wheres my super suit
39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family.
40) You don't need any ice cream.
41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear?
42) Isn't this hummer week?
43) Are those your fat jeans?
44) What is wrong with you?
45) What is your problem?
46) Does your wedding dress still fit?
47) Remember when your ass looked like that? Yeah, me neither
48) Honey, you're going to be a step-mom!

cbsmokin · 10-14-2010, 04:46 PM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?
17) Well that was stupid.
18) Is it supposed to smell like that?
19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by....
20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs.
21) I'd do her
22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter)
23) what is this suppose to be?
24) It seems like we have been married forever.
25) This is the reason why I drink.
26) Why are you mad at me?
27) Did I do something wrong?
28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work.
29) Where you talking to me?
30) You remind me of my ex sometimes.
31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you.
32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one)
33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women)
34) I've had better
35) I HAVE AIDS!
36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering?
37) I liked your hair the other way
38) Honey, wheres my super suit
39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family.
40) You don't need any ice cream.
41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear?
42) Isn't this hummer week?
43) Are those your fat jeans?
44) What is wrong with you?
45) What is your problem?
46) Does your wedding dress still fit?
47) Remember when your ass looked like that? Yeah, me neither
48) Honey, you're going to be a step-mom!
49) I swear that's the last box I'll ever order again.

Skywalker · 10-14-2010, 05:14 PM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?
17) Well that was stupid.
18) Is it supposed to smell like that?
19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by....
20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs.
21) I'd do her
22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter)
23) what is this suppose to be?
24) It seems like we have been married forever.
25) This is the reason why I drink.
26) Why are you mad at me?
27) Did I do something wrong?
28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work.
29) Where you talking to me?
30) You remind me of my ex sometimes.
31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you.
32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one)
33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women)
34) I've had better
35) I HAVE AIDS!
36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering?
37) I liked your hair the other way
38) Honey, wheres my super suit
39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family.
40) You don't need any ice cream.
41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear?
42) Isn't this hummer week?
43) Are those your fat jeans?
44) What is wrong with you?
45) What is your problem?
46) Does your wedding dress still fit?
47) Remember when your ass looked like that? Yeah, me neither
48) Honey, you're going to be a step-mom!
49) I swear that's the last box I'll ever order again.
50) You're like a dog with a bone!

Conch Republican · 10-14-2010, 06:24 PM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?
17) Well that was stupid.
18) Is it supposed to smell like that?
19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by....
20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs.
21) I'd do her
22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter)
23) what is this suppose to be?
24) It seems like we have been married forever.
25) This is the reason why I drink.
26) Why are you mad at me?
27) Did I do something wrong?
28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work.
29) Where you talking to me?
30) You remind me of my ex sometimes.
31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you.
32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one)
33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women)
34) I've had better
35) I HAVE AIDS!
36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering?
37) I liked your hair the other way
38) Honey, wheres my super suit
39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family.
40) You don't need any ice cream.
41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear?
42) Isn't this hummer week?
43) Are those your fat jeans?
44) What is wrong with you?
45) What is your problem?
46) Does your wedding dress still fit?
47) Remember when your ass looked like that? Yeah, me neither
48) Honey, you're going to be a step-mom!
49) I swear that's the last box I'll ever order again.
50) You're like a dog with a bone!
51) Was it good for you? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz
52) You know today is a national holiday? Happy Steak and *J Day!!

BigFrank · 10-14-2010, 06:34 PM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?
17) Well that was stupid.
18) Is it supposed to smell like that?
19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by....
20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs.
21) I'd do her
22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter)
23) what is this suppose to be?
24) It seems like we have been married forever.
25) This is the reason why I drink.
26) Why are you mad at me?
27) Did I do something wrong?
28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work.
29) Where you talking to me?
30) You remind me of my ex sometimes.
31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you.
32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one)
33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women)
34) I've had better
35) I HAVE AIDS!
36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering?
37) I liked your hair the other way
38) Honey, wheres my super suit
39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family.
40) You don't need any ice cream.
41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear?
42) Isn't this hummer week?
43) Are those your fat jeans?
44) What is wrong with you?
45) What is your problem?
46) Does your wedding dress still fit?
47) Remember when your ass looked like that? Yeah, me neither
48) Honey, you're going to be a step-mom!
49) I swear that's the last box I'll ever order again.
50) You're like a dog with a bone!
51) Was it good for you? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz
52) You know today is a national holiday? Happy Steak and *J Day!!
53) She's just a friend.........

Blueface · 10-14-2010, 06:51 PM

Impressive list for those less knowing.

GolfNut · 10-14-2010, 07:07 PM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?
17) Well that was stupid.
18) Is it supposed to smell like that?
19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by....
20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs.
21) I'd do her
22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter)
23) what is this suppose to be?
24) It seems like we have been married forever.
25) This is the reason why I drink.
26) Why are you mad at me?
27) Did I do something wrong?
28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work.
29) Where you talking to me?
30) You remind me of my ex sometimes.
31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you.
32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one)
33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women)
34) I've had better
35) I HAVE AIDS!
36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering?
37) I liked your hair the other way
38) Honey, wheres my super suit
39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family.
40) You don't need any ice cream.
41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear?
42) Isn't this hummer week?
43) Are those your fat jeans?
44) What is wrong with you?
45) What is your problem?
46) Does your wedding dress still fit?
47) Remember when your ass looked like that? Yeah, me neither
48) Honey, you're going to be a step-mom!
49) I swear that's the last box I'll ever order again.
50) You're like a dog with a bone!
51) Was it good for you? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz
52) You know today is a national holiday? Happy Steak and *J Day!!
53) She's just a friend.........
54) Forrest, don't be an ass! (I heard this not 2 minutes ago!)

LooseCard · 10-14-2010, 07:15 PM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?
17) Well that was stupid.
18) Is it supposed to smell like that?
19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by....
20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs.
21) I'd do her
22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter)
23) what is this suppose to be?
24) It seems like we have been married forever.
25) This is the reason why I drink.
26) Why are you mad at me?
27) Did I do something wrong?
28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work.
29) Where you talking to me?
30) You remind me of my ex sometimes.
31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you.
32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one)
33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women)
34) I've had better
35) I HAVE AIDS!
36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering?
37) I liked your hair the other way
38) Honey, wheres my super suit
39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family.
40) You don't need any ice cream.
41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear?
42) Isn't this hummer week?
43) Are those your fat jeans?
44) What is wrong with you?
45) What is your problem?
46) Does your wedding dress still fit?
47) Remember when your ass looked like that? Yeah, me neither
48) Honey, you're going to be a step-mom!
49) I swear that's the last box I'll ever order again.
50) You're like a dog with a bone!
51) Was it good for you? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz
52) You know today is a national holiday? Happy Steak and *J Day!!
53) She's just a friend.........
54) Forrest, don't be an ass! (I heard this not 2 minutes ago!)

So let's throw a serious one....
55) [sarcasm]Yes dear....[/sarcasm]

DocLogic77 · 10-14-2010, 07:27 PM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?
17) Well that was stupid.
18) Is it supposed to smell like that?
19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by....
20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs.
21) I'd do her
22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter)
23) what is this suppose to be?
24) It seems like we have been married forever.
25) This is the reason why I drink.
26) Why are you mad at me?
27) Did I do something wrong?
28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work.
29) Where you talking to me?
30) You remind me of my ex sometimes.
31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you.
32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one)
33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women)
34) I've had better
35) I HAVE AIDS!
36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering?
37) I liked your hair the other way
38) Honey, wheres my super suit
39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family.
40) You don't need any ice cream.
41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear?
42) Isn't this hummer week?
43) Are those your fat jeans?
44) What is wrong with you?
45) What is your problem?
46) Does your wedding dress still fit?
47) Remember when your ass looked like that? Yeah, me neither
48) Honey, you're going to be a step-mom!
49) I swear that's the last box I'll ever order again.
50) You're like a dog with a bone!
51) Was it good for you? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz
52) You know today is a national holiday? Happy Steak and *J Day!!
53) She's just a friend.........
54) Forrest, don't be an ass! (I heard this not 2 minutes ago!)

So let's throw a serious one....
55) [sarcasm]Yes dear....[/sarcasm]
56) Go make me a sandwich.

kgraybill · 10-14-2010, 07:49 PM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?
17) Well that was stupid.
18) Is it supposed to smell like that?
19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by....
20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs.
21) I'd do her
22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter)
23) what is this suppose to be?
24) It seems like we have been married forever.
25) This is the reason why I drink.
26) Why are you mad at me?
27) Did I do something wrong?
28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work.
29) Where you talking to me?
30) You remind me of my ex sometimes.
31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you.
32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one)
33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women)
34) I've had better
35) I HAVE AIDS!
36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering?
37) I liked your hair the other way
38) Honey, wheres my super suit
39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family.
40) You don't need any ice cream.
41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear?
42) Isn't this hummer week?
43) Are those your fat jeans?
44) What is wrong with you?
45) What is your problem?
46) Does your wedding dress still fit?
47) Remember when your ass looked like that? Yeah, me neither
48) Honey, you're going to be a step-mom!
49) I swear that's the last box I'll ever order again.
50) You're like a dog with a bone!
51) Was it good for you? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz
52) You know today is a national holiday? Happy Steak and *J Day!!
53) She's just a friend.........
54) Forrest, don't be an ass! (I heard this not 2 minutes ago!)

So let's throw a serious one....
55) [sarcasm]Yes dear....[/sarcasm]
56) Go make me a sandwich.
57) Well, at least the dog runs up and gives me a kiss when I come home.

Lumpold · 10-14-2010, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LooseCard

So let's throw a serious one....

Seriously, 19 & 20... those will get you in a sh*t load of trouble on Valentine's Day. Yeah, I'm still with her, but hell, do I pay for that sometimes.

Isom-niac2 · 10-15-2010, 12:53 AM

58) Are you PMsing.................................again?
59) Your ex said there would be days like this!!

Blueface · 10-15-2010, 06:42 AM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?
17) Well that was stupid.
18) Is it supposed to smell like that?
19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by....
20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs.
21) I'd do her
22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter)
23) what is this suppose to be?
24) It seems like we have been married forever.
25) This is the reason why I drink.
26) Why are you mad at me?
27) Did I do something wrong?
28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work.
29) Where you talking to me?
30) You remind me of my ex sometimes.
31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you.
32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one)
33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women)
34) I've had better
35) I HAVE AIDS!
36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering?
37) I liked your hair the other way
38) Honey, wheres my super suit
39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family.
40) You don't need any ice cream.
41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear?
42) Isn't this hummer week?
43) Are those your fat jeans?
44) What is wrong with you?
45) What is your problem?
46) Does your wedding dress still fit?
47) Remember when your ass looked like that? Yeah, me neither
48) Honey, you're going to be a step-mom!
49) I swear that's the last box I'll ever order again.
50) You're like a dog with a bone!
51) Was it good for you? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz
52) You know today is a national holiday? Happy Steak and *J Day!!
53) She's just a friend.........
54) Forrest, don't be an ass! (I heard this not 2 minutes ago!)
55) [sarcasm]Yes dear....[/sarcasm]
56) Go make me a sandwich.
57) Well, at least the dog runs up and gives me a kiss when I come home.
58) Are you PMsing.................................again?
59) Your ex said there would be days like this!!
60) So......when did you get those age spots?

Conch Republican · 10-15-2010, 09:04 AM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?
17) Well that was stupid.
18) Is it supposed to smell like that?
19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by....
20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs.
21) I'd do her
22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter)
23) what is this suppose to be?
24) It seems like we have been married forever.
25) This is the reason why I drink.
26) Why are you mad at me?
27) Did I do something wrong?
28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work.
29) Where you talking to me?
30) You remind me of my ex sometimes.
31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you.
32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one)
33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women)
34) I've had better
35) I HAVE AIDS!
36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering?
37) I liked your hair the other way
38) Honey, wheres my super suit
39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family.
40) You don't need any ice cream.
41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear?
42) Isn't this hummer week?
43) Are those your fat jeans?
44) What is wrong with you?
45) What is your problem?
46) Does your wedding dress still fit?
47) Remember when your ass looked like that? Yeah, me neither
48) Honey, you're going to be a step-mom!
49) I swear that's the last box I'll ever order again.
50) You're like a dog with a bone!
51) Was it good for you? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz
52) You know today is a national holiday? Happy Steak and *J Day!!
53) She's just a friend.........
54) Forrest, don't be an ass! (I heard this not 2 minutes ago!)
55) [sarcasm]Yes dear....[/sarcasm]
56) Go make me a sandwich.
57) Well, at least the dog runs up and gives me a kiss when I come home.
58) Are you PMsing.................................again?
59) Your ex said there would be days like this!!
60) So......when did you get those age spots?
61) It's not cheating, it's called "Outsourcing"!

Montano · 10-15-2010, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skywalker

32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one).

10-14-2010, 02:48 PM	#43
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. 31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you. 32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one) 33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women) 34) I've had better 35) I HAVE AIDS! 36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering? 37) I liked your hair the other way 38) Honey, wheres my super suit 39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family. 40) You don't need any ice cream. 41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear? 42) Isn't this hummer week? 43) Are those your fat jeans? __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

10-14-2010, 02:57 PM	#44
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. 31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you. 32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one) 33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women) 34) I've had better 35) I HAVE AIDS! 36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering? 37) I liked your hair the other way 38) Honey, wheres my super suit 39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family. 40) You don't need any ice cream. 41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear? 42) Isn't this hummer week? 43) Are those your fat jeans? 44) What is wrong with you? 45) What is your problem? 46) Does your wedding dress still fit? __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

10-14-2010, 03:01 PM	#45
14holestogie Serial banter killer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Clintonville, WI Posts: 4,341 Trading: (52)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. 31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you. 32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one) 33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women) 34) I've had better 35) I HAVE AIDS! 36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering? 37) I liked your hair the other way 38) Honey, wheres my super suit 39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family. 40) You don't need any ice cream. 41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear? 42) Isn't this hummer week? 43) Are those your fat jeans? 44) What is wrong with you? 45) What is your problem? 46) Does your wedding dress still fit? 47) Remember when your ass looked like that? Yeah, me neither. __________________ I loves me a Parti*

10-14-2010, 03:11 PM	#46
jmsremax Yet another Masshole Join Date: Nov 2009 First Name: Jon Location: MA Posts: 1,245 Trading: (19)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. 31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you. 32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one) 33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women) 34) I've had better 35) I HAVE AIDS! 36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering? 37) I liked your hair the other way 38) Honey, wheres my super suit 39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family. 40) You don't need any ice cream. 41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear? 42) Isn't this hummer week? 43) Are those your fat jeans? 44) What is wrong with you? 45) What is your problem? 46) Does your wedding dress still fit? 47) Remember when your ass looked like that? Yeah, me neither 48) Honey, you're going to be a step-mom! __________________ Stock/Finance banter*

10-14-2010, 04:46 PM	#47
cbsmokin Looking for the Apex Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Craig Location: In da ATL Posts: 880 Trading: (10)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. 31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you. 32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one) 33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women) 34) I've had better 35) I HAVE AIDS! 36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering? 37) I liked your hair the other way 38) Honey, wheres my super suit 39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family. 40) You don't need any ice cream. 41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear? 42) Isn't this hummer week? 43) Are those your fat jeans? 44) What is wrong with you? 45) What is your problem? 46) Does your wedding dress still fit? 47) Remember when your ass looked like that? Yeah, me neither 48) Honey, you're going to be a step-mom! 49) I swear that's the last box I'll ever order again. __________________ Check out C.A.R.B. IV http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showth...840#post879840

10-14-2010, 05:14 PM	#48
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. 31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you. 32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one) 33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women) 34) I've had better 35) I HAVE AIDS! 36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering? 37) I liked your hair the other way 38) Honey, wheres my super suit 39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family. 40) You don't need any ice cream. 41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear? 42) Isn't this hummer week? 43) Are those your fat jeans? 44) What is wrong with you? 45) What is your problem? 46) Does your wedding dress still fit? 47) Remember when your ass looked like that? Yeah, me neither 48) Honey, you're going to be a step-mom! 49) I swear that's the last box I'll ever order again. 50) You're like a dog with a bone! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!*

10-14-2010, 06:24 PM	#49
Conch Republican 10-78 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Margaritaville Posts: 2,878 Trading: (60)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. 31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you. 32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one) 33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women) 34) I've had better 35) I HAVE AIDS! 36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering? 37) I liked your hair the other way 38) Honey, wheres my super suit 39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family. 40) You don't need any ice cream. 41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear? 42) Isn't this hummer week? 43) Are those your fat jeans? 44) What is wrong with you? 45) What is your problem? 46) Does your wedding dress still fit? 47) Remember when your ass looked like that? Yeah, me neither 48) Honey, you're going to be a step-mom! 49) I swear that's the last box I'll ever order again. 50) You're like a dog with a bone! 51) Was it good for you? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz 52) You know today is a national holiday? Happy Steak and J Day!! __________________ "Ceiling fan stirs the air, the cigar smoke does swirl" --Jimmy Buffett You can help out and win some cool stuff in the 2016 Troop Support supplies contest!

10-14-2010, 06:34 PM	#50
BigFrank 5 3 1 Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: Frank Location: Gym or Sofa. Posts: 1,896 Trading: (25)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. 31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you. 32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one) 33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women) 34) I've had better 35) I HAVE AIDS! 36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering? 37) I liked your hair the other way 38) Honey, wheres my super suit 39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family. 40) You don't need any ice cream. 41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear? 42) Isn't this hummer week? 43) Are those your fat jeans? 44) What is wrong with you? 45) What is your problem? 46) Does your wedding dress still fit? 47) Remember when your ass looked like that? Yeah, me neither 48) Honey, you're going to be a step-mom! 49) I swear that's the last box I'll ever order again. 50) You're like a dog with a bone! 51) Was it good for you? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz 52) You know today is a national holiday? Happy Steak and J Day!! 53) She's just a friend......... __________________ " Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment. "

10-14-2010, 06:51 PM	#51
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage Impressive list for those less knowing. __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

10-14-2010, 07:07 PM	#52
GolfNut Back in the woodshop! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Forrest Location: Living room Posts: 1,361 Trading: (38)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. 31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you. 32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one) 33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women) 34) I've had better 35) I HAVE AIDS! 36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering? 37) I liked your hair the other way 38) Honey, wheres my super suit 39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family. 40) You don't need any ice cream. 41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear? 42) Isn't this hummer week? 43) Are those your fat jeans? 44) What is wrong with you? 45) What is your problem? 46) Does your wedding dress still fit? 47) Remember when your ass looked like that? Yeah, me neither 48) Honey, you're going to be a step-mom! 49) I swear that's the last box I'll ever order again. 50) You're like a dog with a bone! 51) Was it good for you? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz 52) You know today is a national holiday? Happy Steak and J Day!! 53) She's just a friend......... 54) Forrest, don't be an ass! (I heard this not 2 minutes ago!)

10-14-2010, 07:15 PM	#53
LooseCard not wrapped too tight.... Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Dan Location: Woodsy side of MA Posts: 555 Trading: (3)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. 31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you. 32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one) 33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women) 34) I've had better 35) I HAVE AIDS! 36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering? 37) I liked your hair the other way 38) Honey, wheres my super suit 39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family. 40) You don't need any ice cream. 41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear? 42) Isn't this hummer week? 43) Are those your fat jeans? 44) What is wrong with you? 45) What is your problem? 46) Does your wedding dress still fit? 47) Remember when your ass looked like that? Yeah, me neither 48) Honey, you're going to be a step-mom! 49) I swear that's the last box I'll ever order again. 50) You're like a dog with a bone! 51) Was it good for you? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz 52) You know today is a national holiday? Happy Steak and J Day!! 53) She's just a friend......... 54) Forrest, don't be an ass! (I heard this not 2 minutes ago!) So let's throw a serious one.... 55) [sarcasm]Yes dear....[/sarcasm] __________________ Out of the 10Base-T, through the router,past the firewall, down the T-1, over the leased line, off the bridge, ....Nothing but .NET

10-14-2010, 07:27 PM	#54
DocLogic77 Feeling at Home Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Shawn Location: Deliverance Country Posts: 504 Trading: (1)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. 31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you. 32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one) 33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women) 34) I've had better 35) I HAVE AIDS! 36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering? 37) I liked your hair the other way 38) Honey, wheres my super suit 39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family. 40) You don't need any ice cream. 41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear? 42) Isn't this hummer week? 43) Are those your fat jeans? 44) What is wrong with you? 45) What is your problem? 46) Does your wedding dress still fit? 47) Remember when your ass looked like that? Yeah, me neither 48) Honey, you're going to be a step-mom! 49) I swear that's the last box I'll ever order again. 50) You're like a dog with a bone! 51) Was it good for you? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz 52) You know today is a national holiday? Happy Steak and J Day!! 53) She's just a friend......... 54) Forrest, don't be an ass! (I heard this not 2 minutes ago!) So let's throw a serious one.... 55) [sarcasm]Yes dear....[/sarcasm] 56) Go make me a sandwich. __________________ Talent wins games...heart wins championships. Go Steelers!

10-14-2010, 07:49 PM	#55
kgraybill Still Watching My Back Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Ken Location: Ellenwood, Georgia Posts: 181 Trading: (0)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. 31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you. 32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one) 33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women) 34) I've had better 35) I HAVE AIDS! 36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering? 37) I liked your hair the other way 38) Honey, wheres my super suit 39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family. 40) You don't need any ice cream. 41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear? 42) Isn't this hummer week? 43) Are those your fat jeans? 44) What is wrong with you? 45) What is your problem? 46) Does your wedding dress still fit? 47) Remember when your ass looked like that? Yeah, me neither 48) Honey, you're going to be a step-mom! 49) I swear that's the last box I'll ever order again. 50) You're like a dog with a bone! 51) Was it good for you? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz 52) You know today is a national holiday? Happy Steak and J Day!! 53) She's just a friend......... 54) Forrest, don't be an ass! (I heard this not 2 minutes ago!) So let's throw a serious one.... 55) [sarcasm]Yes dear....[/sarcasm] 56) Go make me a sandwich. 57) Well, at least the dog runs up and gives me a kiss when I come home. __________________ Ken

10-15-2010, 12:53 AM	#57
Isom-niac2 puff puff pass Join Date: Oct 2009 First Name: Deano Location: Santa Clarita Posts: 136 Trading: (1)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 58) Are you PMsing.................................again? 59) Your ex said there would be days like this!!

10-15-2010, 06:42 AM	#58
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. 31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you. 32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one) 33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women) 34) I've had better 35) I HAVE AIDS! 36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering? 37) I liked your hair the other way 38) Honey, wheres my super suit 39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family. 40) You don't need any ice cream. 41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear? 42) Isn't this hummer week? 43) Are those your fat jeans? 44) What is wrong with you? 45) What is your problem? 46) Does your wedding dress still fit? 47) Remember when your ass looked like that? Yeah, me neither 48) Honey, you're going to be a step-mom! 49) I swear that's the last box I'll ever order again. 50) You're like a dog with a bone! 51) Was it good for you? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz 52) You know today is a national holiday? Happy Steak and J Day!! 53) She's just a friend......... 54) Forrest, don't be an ass! (I heard this not 2 minutes ago!) 55) [sarcasm]Yes dear....[/sarcasm] 56) Go make me a sandwich. 57) Well, at least the dog runs up and gives me a kiss when I come home. 58) Are you PMsing.................................again? 59) Your ex said there would be days like this!! 60) So......when did you get those age spots? __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

10-15-2010, 09:04 AM	#59
Conch Republican 10-78 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Margaritaville Posts: 2,878 Trading: (60)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. 31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you. 32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one) 33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women) 34) I've had better 35) I HAVE AIDS! 36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering? 37) I liked your hair the other way 38) Honey, wheres my super suit 39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family. 40) You don't need any ice cream. 41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear? 42) Isn't this hummer week? 43) Are those your fat jeans? 44) What is wrong with you? 45) What is your problem? 46) Does your wedding dress still fit? 47) Remember when your ass looked like that? Yeah, me neither 48) Honey, you're going to be a step-mom! 49) I swear that's the last box I'll ever order again. 50) You're like a dog with a bone! 51) Was it good for you? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz 52) You know today is a national holiday? Happy Steak and J Day!! 53) She's just a friend......... 54) Forrest, don't be an ass! (I heard this not 2 minutes ago!) 55) [sarcasm]Yes dear....[/sarcasm] 56) Go make me a sandwich. 57) Well, at least the dog runs up and gives me a kiss when I come home. 58) Are you PMsing.................................again? 59) Your ex said there would be days like this!! 60) So......when did you get those age spots? 61) It's not cheating, it's called "Outsourcing"! __________________ "Ceiling fan stirs the air, the cigar smoke does swirl" --Jimmy Buffett You can help out and win some cool stuff in the 2016 Troop Support supplies contest!

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