Things People Do That Amaze You - Page 3

DPD6030 · 03-12-2009, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by shilala

Hehehehe
How many times have you gone to McDonald's and your food was wrong and you're missing your straw? If it's not happened, you should experience our McDonald's.

You'd have to be delirious not to check your bag.
It surprises me to learn that my turn at the window is a lot less important than yours. If you're too busy to wait, go home and make a sammich.

hehehe

Sorry Scott that was my fault. When I was a mischievous juvenile I used to order water and water only as long as there was a car in front and behind me I would get the car behinds food. Only worked a few times then they actually rung up water on the order screen. I know flame away. Mind you now I don't go through at all as I'm scared of the spit in the food while in uniform.

Smoking Dragon · 03-12-2009, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by chippewastud79

My friends and I say you are wrong 100% of the time

Only on Mondays

chippewastud79 · 03-12-2009, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by DPD6030

Sorry Scott that was my fault. When I was a mischievous juvenile I used to order water and water only as long as there was a car in front and behind me I would get the car behinds food. Only worked a few times then they actually rung up water on the order screen. I know flame away. Mind you now I don't go through at all as I'm scared of the spit in the food while in uniform.

"Double Bac-o cheeseburger, its for a cop"

NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCriG...eature=related

DPD6030 · 03-12-2009, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by chippewastud79

"Double Bac-o cheeseburger, its for a cop"

NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCriG...eature=related

You just made my day better Adam

shilala · 03-12-2009, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by DPD6030

Mind you now I don't go through at all as I'm scared of the spit in the food while in uniform.

Funny how it all evens out, eh?

shilala · 03-12-2009, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by DPD6030

You just made my day better Adam

Did you never see Super Troopers? If not, I'm gonna have to make an emergency shipment.

DPD6030 · 03-12-2009, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by shilala

Funny how it all evens out, eh?

Oh I'm sure we've all eaten spit and nasty hair at one time or another so I don't feel too bad. It does make me want to

thinking about it though.

DPD6030 · 03-12-2009, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by shilala

Did you never see Super Troopers? If not, I'm gonna have to make an emergency shipment.

Oh no I have a copy I just needed a laugh. "You boys like Mexico! Woohoo"

chippewastud79 · 03-12-2009, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by DPD6030

Oh no I have a copy I just needed a laugh. "You boys like Mexico! Woohoo"

I find it to be a pretty decent account of what real police work must be like, or atleast how I think it should be.

03-12-2009, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by DPD6030

No I'm currently a receptionist right now until the arm heals.

And not it is not funny.

If the vultures here stay away from this post I will be amazed!

G G · 03-12-2009, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by DPD6030

I've personally had to deliver the message that, "Your misuse of 911 can land you in jail, 911 is for emergencies only, you call again and I'll send up charges" One lady in particular...my foot hurts I want a ride to the hospital. Mind you it was hurting and she didn't break or hit it on anything. Ring Ring 911 what is your emergency. I want a ride to the hospital. Ma'am this is 911. Go to house, remind lady of 911 use and leave. Not two minutes later same thing. This time I go to house she asks me to take her to hospital. I pull out my favorite one liner. I only give rides one way and that's to jail, if you'd like to go hop in the backseat".

Somehow she was mad at me but found a ride to the hospital.

Good job Andrew.

landhoney · 03-12-2009, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by DPD6030

No I'm currently a receptionist right now until the arm heals.

And not it is not funny.

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Originally Posted by ahc4353

If the vultures here stay away from this post I will be amazed!

You mean the typographical error, I know I hate that.

14holestogie · 03-12-2009, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by ahc4353

People who make wild a$$ claims with no backup data.

Some old guy was complaining earlier about dragging an un-named person into THEIR threads. Don't piss that old guy off. No telling what he may do.

DPD6030 · 03-12-2009, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by chippewastud79

I find it to be a pretty decent account of what real police work must be like, or atleast how I think it should be.

I wish it was that fun. 98% boring but that 2% of the time oh boy that's what I live for. I'm sure GregG can attest to this.

DPD6030 · 03-12-2009, 02:47 PM

I got tons of stories I could tell!

First week at my new dept. get a call of two b/f's in a car that had a gun. Saw the car, turned around, stopped them. Pulled gun out and ordered out of the car, detained them, no gun, oh well, the driver had no driver's license so she went to jail. Then they file a complaint on me for pulling my gun on them. Idiots.

Or how about the idiot who ran from me on a motorcycle at 120 mph with a passenger on the back that was 13 years old! Found that out afterwords that the passenger was the magistrates daughter!

The operator got 6 months in jail. The funny part is while he was in jail his cycle got repossessed since he could not make the payments!

And last but certainly not least. I was breaking up a fight outside the bar. This woman punched a guy in the face right in front of me after I annouced that I was the police and to stop fighting. Took her to the ground. Started to place handcuffs on her and got blindsided by a drunk patron that had come out to see what the fight was about. Clocked me in my jaw. Dropped the girl ran inside after the guy who just committed a felony by hitting me and grabbed him. Beer bottles flying off the bar and my backup comes screaming in and tries to taze the guy just as he's about to hit me again. One hits and one misses so we pile drive the guy into and off of the pool table to the ground. Search him and find green leaf. Ha, now two charges. A-hole. Then his brilliant defense attorny asks me to lower his charge to a misdemeanor because his client wants to go to college and get a job. I said well I'll lower it from a 4 year felony to a 2 year felony but not to a misdemeanor. Attorney said my client was drunk he didn't know you were a cop. I called

and told him that I was in full uniform in a clearly marked police vehicle that was parked out front with the lights on. Idiot.

D_A · 03-12-2009, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by pnoon

No kidding. The one's who are behind me and can't wait the extra 15-20 seconds are the a-holes.

Sad thing is that half of those a-holes that were impatient while you were checking your order will sit there and do the same thing when they're handed their bag at the window.

poker · 03-12-2009, 03:26 PM

Things People Do That Amaze You....

Become a moderator on a open forum and a whole new door of crazy opens up

s15driftking · 03-12-2009, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by pnoon

No kidding. The one's who are behind me and can't wait the extra 15-20 seconds are the a-holes.

"Hey now, move it bub!" (that's what i say with a stern fist wave)

03-12-2009, 03:31 PM

I heard about this guy who bought a bunch of forums and tried to mash them into one big one and make everyone the same with a ton of advertising everywhere. Then got pi$$ed when people voiced their displeasure! I heard that was pretty amazing.

Lucky_Hippo · 03-12-2009, 03:55 PM

The Mexico emmigration lady "amazed" me and my wife last week.

She "amazed" me when she ripped my passport cover in front of my eyes and then proceeded to tell me it was invalid because it was now mutilated. Her manager then "amazed" me even more when I asked to speak with him and he proceeded to rip several more pages before telling me He'd "let me go on if I gave him a secret favor of 200 dollars American."

Yep, they amazed me so much I nearly sh*t my pants. Let's just say the wife and I are very happy to be home, and even more satisfied to enjoy the views stateside from now on.

It was an award celebration trip for her sales figures. Next year we'll take the money.

03-12-2009, 02:47 PM	#55
DPD6030 Shepard of the sheeple Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Mitten Posts: 7,166 Trading: (151)	Re: Things People Do That Amaze You I got tons of stories I could tell! First week at my new dept. get a call of two b/f's in a car that had a gun. Saw the car, turned around, stopped them. Pulled gun out and ordered out of the car, detained them, no gun, oh well, the driver had no driver's license so she went to jail. Then they file a complaint on me for pulling my gun on them. Idiots. Or how about the idiot who ran from me on a motorcycle at 120 mph with a passenger on the back that was 13 years old! Found that out afterwords that the passenger was the magistrates daughter! The operator got 6 months in jail. The funny part is while he was in jail his cycle got repossessed since he could not make the payments! And last but certainly not least. I was breaking up a fight outside the bar. This woman punched a guy in the face right in front of me after I annouced that I was the police and to stop fighting. Took her to the ground. Started to place handcuffs on her and got blindsided by a drunk patron that had come out to see what the fight was about. Clocked me in my jaw. Dropped the girl ran inside after the guy who just committed a felony by hitting me and grabbed him. Beer bottles flying off the bar and my backup comes screaming in and tries to taze the guy just as he's about to hit me again. One hits and one misses so we pile drive the guy into and off of the pool table to the ground. Search him and find green leaf. Ha, now two charges. A-hole. Then his brilliant defense attorny asks me to lower his charge to a misdemeanor because his client wants to go to college and get a job. I said well I'll lower it from a 4 year felony to a 2 year felony but not to a misdemeanor. Attorney said my client was drunk he didn't know you were a cop. I called and told him that I was in full uniform in a clearly marked police vehicle that was parked out front with the lights on. Idiot.

03-12-2009, 03:26 PM	#57
poker 1:11 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kelly Location: SoCal Posts: 5,280 Trading: (7)	Re: Things People Do That Amaze You Things People Do That Amaze You.... Become a moderator on a open forum and a whole new door of crazy opens up __________________ Cigar Asylum: A cigar board birthed without agendas, without profiting, and without advertisements. Amor puro Character is what you do when no one is watching

03-12-2009, 03:31 PM	#59
ahc4353 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Things People Do That Amaze You I heard about this guy who bought a bunch of forums and tried to mash them into one big one and make everyone the same with a ton of advertising everywhere. Then got pi$$ed when people voiced their displeasure! I heard that was pretty amazing.

03-12-2009, 03:55 PM	#60
Lucky_Hippo A Cigar = 42 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gary Location: Kansas Posts: 494 Trading: (2)	Re: Things People Do That Amaze You The Mexico emmigration lady "amazed" me and my wife last week. She "amazed" me when she ripped my passport cover in front of my eyes and then proceeded to tell me it was invalid because it was now mutilated. Her manager then "amazed" me even more when I asked to speak with him and he proceeded to rip several more pages before telling me He'd "let me go on if I gave him a secret favor of 200 dollars American." Yep, they amazed me so much I nearly sh*t my pants. Let's just say the wife and I are very happy to be home, and even more satisfied to enjoy the views stateside from now on. It was an award celebration trip for her sales figures. Next year we'll take the money. __________________ Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips. -J.Candy

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