You know your getting older when....... - Page 3

02-12-2009, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Skywalker

When your posting on CA and the wife is in bed!!!

And she is not waiting for you

Seanohue · 02-12-2009, 11:35 PM

What are these problems you speak of? Watching weight? Being tired? Having pains? Sounds like bullocks

markem · 02-12-2009, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Seanohue

What are these problems you speak of? Watching weight? Being tired? Having pains? Sounds like bullocks

Wait until you get older, Sean. For now, think about the "wrist fatigue" you frequently have and then extrapolate.

Seanohue · 02-12-2009, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by vstrommark

Wait until you get older, Sean. For now, think about the "wrist fatigue" you frequently have and then extrapolate.

Ah yea, there is that. Sitting at a computer for 8+ hrs a day will do it.

Genetic Defect · 02-12-2009, 11:54 PM

25 is old???

JaKaacH · 02-13-2009, 12:03 AM

You start typing and then you forget whhaat . . . yooouuu . . . . were ....

Never mind..

02-13-2009, 12:04 AM

When your kids can't figure out how to use a dial phone. I went to greenfield Village Musem, they had an old black dial phone. They just poked there fingers in the hole thinking thats how you dial it.

doctorcue · 02-13-2009, 12:36 AM

You go to the mall with the list only being socks & underwear.

CasaDooley · 02-13-2009, 12:41 AM

You tell people there was only 48 stars on the flag when you were born

You rethink your cigar aging strategies because you think to yourself hey, I don't know if I'll be around THAT long to enjoy em

You used to make fun of hair dye commercials for men and now you go shopping to find just that right shade you need

and

You tell every one I remember having to work on my computer with DOS

Nick · 02-13-2009, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by vstrommark

When you see a cute coed and wonder what her mom looks like

HAha, definitely the best one.

Old Sailor · 02-13-2009, 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by ahc4353

....., Old Sailor doesn't look that old.

Not now that 3/4's of my beard is gone!

smitdavi · 02-13-2009, 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by doctorcue

You go to the mall with the list only being socks & underwear.

lol, or you start asking for these items for Christmas

taltos · 02-13-2009, 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by ahc4353

....., Old Sailor doesn't look that old.

Guess that I am not getting older yet.

Blueface · 02-13-2009, 07:30 AM

.....when you go to the bathroom to urinate and you think you are done. However, the stains left on your pants show a different opinion.

ucla695 · 02-13-2009, 08:08 AM

When your kids point out features on your new phone, computer, etc that you didn't even know it had.

floydp · 02-13-2009, 08:23 AM

When you have 12 grand kids and your youngest daughter is well past 25. When your acne has relocated south(Buttocks). When you use the word buttocks instead of ass or tookus. When you spend 10 minutes looking for your glasses and realize your wearing them. Or looking like a mad man for your car keys that are in your hand. When your talking to one of the kids and you go thru every name in the family before you get their actual name.

Pete · 02-13-2009, 08:29 AM

When a sweet young thing opens the door for YOU.

Sailchaser · 02-13-2009, 08:40 AM

When you have more replacement parts in your body than your orginal parts

pnoon · 02-13-2009, 08:41 AM

Some of your cigar buddies are younger than your kids.

taltos · 02-13-2009, 09:00 AM

You go into another room and when you get there, you forgot why you went to that other room.

02-12-2009, 11:35 PM	#42
Seanohue Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Sean Posts: 277 Trading: (7)	Re: You know your getting older when....... What are these problems you speak of? Watching weight? Being tired? Having pains? Sounds like bullocks

02-12-2009, 11:54 PM	#45
Genetic Defect difetosso Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Perry Location: An elevator Posts: 5,202 Trading: (5)	Re: You know your getting older when....... 25 is old??? __________________ I'm an outcast riding into town alone I got wanderlust branded deeper than the bone

02-13-2009, 12:03 AM	#46
JaKaacH ROCK Chalk JAYHAWK K U Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Living in the golden age of ignorance in power. Posts: 1,363 Trading: (32)	Re: You know your getting older when....... You start typing and then you forget whhaat . . . yooouuu . . . . were .... Never mind.. __________________ --Anger Management Graduate-- WHAT the F^#% you looking at???

02-13-2009, 12:04 AM	#47
mi2az Guest Posts: n/a	Re: You know your getting older when....... When your kids can't figure out how to use a dial phone. I went to greenfield Village Musem, they had an old black dial phone. They just poked there fingers in the hole thinking thats how you dial it.

02-13-2009, 12:36 AM	#48
doctorcue BABOTL - VP of Drinking Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Danny Location: Rancho Cordova, CA Posts: 331 Trading: (2)	Re: You know your getting older when....... You go to the mall with the list only being socks & underwear. __________________ Raiders, A's, Warriors.

02-13-2009, 12:41 AM	#49
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02-13-2009, 07:30 AM	#54
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Re: You know your getting older when....... .....when you go to the bathroom to urinate and you think you are done. However, the stains left on your pants show a different opinion. __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

02-13-2009, 08:08 AM	#55
ucla695 Neither here, nor there Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Pool Posts: 3,696 Trading: (5)	Re: You know your getting older when....... When your kids point out features on your new phone, computer, etc that you didn't even know it had.

02-13-2009, 08:23 AM	#56
floydp Team of 11 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Frank Location: Here behind my wall Posts: 939 Trading: (0)	Re: You know your getting older when....... When you have 12 grand kids and your youngest daughter is well past 25. When your acne has relocated south(Buttocks). When you use the word buttocks instead of ass or tookus. When you spend 10 minutes looking for your glasses and realize your wearing them. Or looking like a mad man for your car keys that are in your hand. When your talking to one of the kids and you go thru every name in the family before you get their actual name. __________________ Waiting for the Worms to come.

02-13-2009, 08:29 AM	#57
Pete Still Watching My Back Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Pete Location: Dan's Tavern Posts: 58 Trading: (0)	Re: You know your getting older when....... When a sweet young thing opens the door for YOU.

02-13-2009, 08:40 AM	#58
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02-13-2009, 08:41 AM	#59
pnoon YNWA Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Peter Location: San Diego Posts: 29,919 Trading: (20)	Re: You know your getting older when....... Some of your cigar buddies are younger than your kids. __________________ Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are. -John Wooden

02-13-2009, 09:00 AM	#60
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: You know your getting older when....... You go into another room and when you get there, you forgot why you went to that other room. __________________ Jimmy, some of its magic, some of its tragic, but I had a good life all the way. He Went to Paris, J. Buffett

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