Limerick Thread!

[icehog3]

And if you should snore,

I will close the door,

[Mr B]

Originally Posted by mariogolbee

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I'm tired and must go to sleep,

Originally Posted by Nefari0us

Go quickly and don't make a peep

Originally Posted by icehog3

And if you should snore,

Originally Posted by mariogolbee

I will close the door,

You can also try counting sheep

[Mr B]

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Friday is FINALLy here!

[Brutus2600]

I'll be going home and having a beer

with pretzels that suck,

[Brutus2600]

and some bland boiled duck,

and some droppings from a deer.

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Halloween is 'round the corner,

[Doctorossi]

You can dress as the dead or a mourner.

[Mr B]

" I got a Rock"

Mr B what the FOCK?

[Mr B]

Should have never dressed as Little Jackie Horner

[Mr B]

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My kids will have so much candy

Originally Posted by Mr B

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My kids will have so much candy

And you'll be dressed up like that singer named Brandi

[Mr B]

Originally Posted by Mr B

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My kids will have so much candy

Originally Posted by mariogolbee

And you'll be dressed up like that singer named Brandi

With tight Jerry-curles

[Doctorossi]

and a long string of pearls,

and a backup singer named Sandy.

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I see ghosts and goblins and ghouls,

[icehog3]

Originally Posted by mariogolbee

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I see ghosts and goblins and ghouls,

And donkeys and asses and mules,