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Old 12-23-2011, 09:35 PM   #4661
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And I bet they are, Larry. Her mom is an excellent baker - she was taught pretty well.

Only problem is, the nose should be at the bottom of the "snout." In the middle like that, they look like boobs.

Yeah... my wife says I'm still in Junior High School.
If it makes her feel any better I'm 40, watching Beavus and Butthead and they sure looked like a whole fleet of antler wearing boobies to me. Of course I'm probably not your best advocate.
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Old 12-25-2011, 10:04 AM   #4664
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Old 12-25-2011, 03:14 PM   #4667
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Mark, have you been hanging out with Steve?!?!?!?!?
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Another innovation to thank Steve Jobs for!
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I've heard of home schooling, but what would this be called?

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I checked my credit card number, hit submit and I waited a few minutes and a window popped up that said my credit card was being used at Best Buy right this very minute . . .
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