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Old 09-25-2016, 06:55 AM   #4601
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Old 09-29-2016, 02:59 PM   #4602
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Old 09-30-2016, 11:37 PM   #4603
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Definitely not going for a swim in this hotel pool.

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Old 10-04-2016, 12:15 AM   #4604
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Old 10-04-2016, 12:16 AM   #4605
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Definitely not going for a swim in this hotel pool.

Now that's a classy place!
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Old 10-04-2016, 01:22 PM   #4606
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Old 10-04-2016, 08:53 PM   #4607
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I actually find the more subtle side of this the funniest part.
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Old 10-12-2016, 10:37 PM   #4610
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Old 10-13-2016, 07:09 AM   #4611
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Old 10-13-2016, 09:07 AM   #4612
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Now I want M&M's.
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Old 10-13-2016, 11:28 AM   #4614
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Old 10-13-2016, 06:53 PM   #4615
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What am I missing here????? I don't get it.
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Old 10-13-2016, 07:27 PM   #4616
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Look at the pump handle.
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Look at the pump handle.
Meaning the pump is out of order??
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Old 10-13-2016, 07:44 PM   #4618
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Look at the pump handle.
Those are often put on to avoid getting fuel spills on hands. I used to keep an old work glove for the same use.
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Old 10-13-2016, 08:05 PM   #4619
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That might actually be a bag to keep from getting gas on your hand now that I look closer. But typically around me, they put bags on the handle when it's out of order.
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Old 10-13-2016, 09:49 PM   #4620
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It's hard to make out in this pic but the yellow cover says out of service.
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