The 11 Manliest Cocktails In The World

[goalie204]

Originally Posted by icehog3

The purpose is to get drunk.

Chugging 3/4 pints of Guinness with 1/2 shots of Jameson. It is fast acting and delicious.

So is putting booz up your pooper to get drunk (according to "manswers"), but i won't be doing that either :P

[Genetic Defect]

Originally Posted by goalie204

So is putting booz up your pooper to get drunk (according to "manswers"), but i won't be doing that either :P

[goalie204]

Originally Posted by Big Vito

The primary job of the intestines is to absorb nutrients into the body, if you put alcohol into your colon, it will get absorbed a lot faster than it would be if it entered your body orally. It can make you very drunk, very quickly apparently.

Ask a doctor. They might think you're weird tho

[Genetic Defect]

Originally Posted by goalie204

The primary job of the intestines is to absorb nutrients into the body, if you put alcohol into your colon, it will get absorbed a lot faster than it would be if it entered your body orally. It can make you very drunk, very quickly apparently.

Ask a doctor. They might think you're weird tho

I meant that you won't shove booze up there

[CBI_2]

Originally Posted by goalie204

The primary job of the intestines is to absorb nutrients into the body, if you put alcohol into your colon, it will get absorbed a lot faster than it would be if it entered your body orally. It can make you very drunk, very quickly apparently.

Ask a doctor. They might think you're weird tho

This may be true but unless your head is up your behind you won't get to taste it.

[goalie204]

Originally Posted by CBI_2

This may be true but unless your head is up your behind you won't get to taste it.

lol

[icehog3]

Originally Posted by goalie204

So is putting booz up your pooper to get drunk (according to "manswers"), but i won't be doing that either :P

I don't put ICBs anywhere but my mouth either, but that doesn't mean I don't like to get a buzz on now and then.

Originally Posted by Big Vito

is that on the menu for the 7th?

Probably not, since the game is on the 8th.

They could be on the menu on the 8th, if you bring some Baileys.

[Genetic Defect]

Originally Posted by icehog3

I don't put ICBs anywhere but my mouth either, but that doesn't mean I don't like to get a buzz on now and then.



Probably not, since the game is on the 8th.

They could be on the menu on the 8th, if you bring some Baileys.

Why was I thinking 7th. I will look into my local store.

[bigliver]

Manhattan? Whatever dude. I might have just lost all respect for the Italian mafia.

Gin and Tonic made me laugh, the part about Snoop Dogg.

[bigliver]

Originally Posted by goalie204

The primary job of the intestines is to absorb nutrients into the body, if you put alcohol into your colon, it will get absorbed a lot faster than it would be if it entered your body orally. It can make you very drunk, very quickly apparently.

Ask a doctor. They might think you're weird tho

To each their own I guess. But beware...

http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-13.html

[M1903A1]

Originally Posted by icehog3

That picture sure ain't 3/4 of a pint of Guinness, what Sally poured that glass?

Hey, photographers get thirsty too, ya know!

[M1903A1]

Originally Posted by tobii3

""Manliest Cocktails""

I swear, that beats ""Military Intelligence"" for the best oxymoron.

Someone needs to review Man Laws 101.

Ain't but three drinks....

Neat

On the Rocks

...and Beer

Well, done properly, a Manhattan is practically a whiskey on the rocks anyway!

[DavenportESQ]

Originally Posted by icehog3

I don't put ICBs anywhere but my mouth either, but that doesn't mean I don't like to get a buzz on now and then.



Probably not, since the game is on the 8th.

They could be on the menu on the 8th, if you bring some Baileys.

Any friend of ICB:S is a friend of me!!!

Originally Posted by Darrell

Gin and Tonic made me laugh, the part about Snoop Dogg.

6. Gin and Juice
Why is it manly?: Snoop Dogg likes to drink this when there are *****es in his living room gettin' it on until six o'clock in the morning, so that has to be worth something. Gin and juice was also the morning cocktail of soldiers and officers in WWII. That's right, this is what you drank right before you killed a bunch of Nazis. You can't say that about Malibu and pineapple.
Recipe: 2 1/2 ounces Gin.
1 oz. orange juice.
Equal parts mind on your money and money on your mind

Tonic?? I'm sure they serve it at the AF Clubhouse.......But HTF do you confuse a Gin and Tonic with Gin 'n Juice???

Originally Posted by M1903A1

Well, done properly, a Manhattan is practically a whiskey on the rocks anyway!

Yeah.....I wanna see the guy drinking whiskey on the rocks out of a cocktail glass.....

and using your logic, Rosie O'Donnel is practically a beautiful woman

[Volt]

Originally Posted by tobii3

""Manliest Cocktails""

I swear, that beats ""Military Intelligence"" for the best oxymoron.

Someone needs to review Man Laws 101.

Ain't but three drinks....

Neat

On the Rocks

...and Beer

Can't believe I am agreeing with the Army.... If you have to mix it, it prolly aint worth drinking. Booze should be drunk neat or mixed with ice

[icehog3]

Originally Posted by Volt

Can't believe I am agreeing with the Army.... If you have to mix it, it prolly aint worth drinking. Booze should be drunk neat or mixed with ice

I would offer "smoke what you like to smoke, drink what you like to drink"....it's all good.

[MadAl]

A Manhattan is a Martini with Bourbon.

[IBQTEE1]

Ok I am a woman and there is only one drink in there that I would not drink and that is the Rusty Nail. Tried it and did not like it. What kind of woman am I???