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09-24-2011, 08:50 PM | #21 |
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Re: Daddy needs some help!!
I wondered when and who would be the first with that
But hey, I figure little hands, big gun!
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09-24-2011, 08:52 PM | #22 |
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Re: Daddy needs some help!!
A Walter PPK would look big in his hands!!!!!
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09-24-2011, 08:53 PM | #23 |
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Re: Daddy needs some help!!
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09-24-2011, 08:56 PM | #24 |
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Re: Daddy needs some help!!
I have a .22 walther he can borrow
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09-24-2011, 09:52 PM | #25 |
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Re: Daddy needs some help!!
Wow... Have a drink and relax. That's what I'll do when my little girl grows up. She's only 6 but growing sooooo fast.
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09-24-2011, 10:10 PM | #26 | |
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Re: Daddy needs some help!!
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09-24-2011, 10:38 PM | #27 |
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Re: Daddy needs some help!!
I just taught my daughter that Mom is smarter than she is, and she cant lie to me. I also turned on the GPS on her phone. Only had to use it once. The best thing I did was set the ground rule That I will always tell her what I think of her latest boyfriend. It worked, she is now 22 and dating a guy that both her dad and I think is OK. She is also a great kid with great direction in her life. (keeping fingers crossed)
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09-24-2011, 10:41 PM | #28 | |
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09-24-2011, 11:39 PM | #29 |
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Re: Daddy needs some help!!
You wouldn't have become a damned lawyer, that's for gosh-danged sure!
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09-25-2011, 12:11 AM | #30 |
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Re: Daddy needs some help!!
I told my wife that the boy that picks up my daughters will have to come in, sit down, and clean the blood off of my shotgun. I will then explain that said blood is the last boy my daughter dated.
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09-25-2011, 01:24 AM | #31 |
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Re: Daddy needs some help!!
I love that scene. Im going to reenact that scene when my 2yo daughter is that age.
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09-25-2011, 01:30 AM | #32 |
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Re: Daddy needs some help!!
Just like they say... with a boy you only have one dick to worry about, with a girl you have to worry about all the dicks!?! I have a 3 year old girl with another baby on the way which will probably be a girl knowing my luck. So I feel your pain...
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09-25-2011, 09:02 AM | #33 | |
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Re: Daddy needs some help!!
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Told my oldest's first boy friend something similar... I got a shovel and a backyard to bury evidence....
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09-25-2011, 09:12 PM | #34 | |
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Re: Daddy needs some help!!
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It's a balance and your kids get the wrong message if you simply keep track of their every move and pry into their every relationship. Everyone needs a little privacy...
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09-25-2011, 09:41 PM | #35 | |
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Re: Daddy needs some help!!
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