A southerner's first impressions of Jersey - Page 2

jonumberone · 01-27-2011, 10:35 AM

Last night I was gonna break your balls for sh*ting on my state!

This morning I am officially declaring Jersey sucks

Volusianator · 01-27-2011, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AUguy

2. Alabama cold weather gear is not sufficient for NJ cold weather.

5. It is so so so damned cold up here.

You weren't aware that it's cold in the north?

AUguy · 01-27-2011, 05:59 PM

Im no shitting on the state. Im sure its a beautiful place once it thaws out. But right now this place sucks.

VirtualSmitty · 01-27-2011, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AUguy

Im no shitting on the state. Im sure its a beautiful place once it thaws out. But right now this place sucks.

Where in Jersey are you? I'm northern, it's all built up, but the the southern part of the state is pretty rural. And you happened to pick coming here during our second worst winter in modern history. Only 95-96 was worse than this

AUguy · 01-27-2011, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VirtualSmitty

Where in Jersey are you? I'm northern, it's all built up, but the the southern part of the state is pretty rural. And you happened to pick coming here during our second worst winter in modern history. Only 95-96 was worse than this

Im based out of mount olive and working in dover, west caldwell, boontown, and a couple other cities in central nj.

Powers · 01-27-2011, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AUguy

Im based out of mount olive and working in dover, west caldwell, boontown, and a couple other cities in central nj.

Mount Olive......in Jersey........get it

VirtualSmitty · 01-27-2011, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AUguy

Im based out of mount olive and working in dover, west caldwell, boontown, and a couple other cities in central nj.

Not bad, next time we do a Jersey herf i'll drop you a line. That is at least one thing we do well here

01-27-2011, 07:22 PM

Hahah, poor guy. I came up here for a job 4some years ago... I live in Hoboken and work in nyc. Biggest Mistake. Ever. April 2nd I'm headed back to Texas.

G G · 01-27-2011, 08:37 PM

Plus it's cold.

Chingas · 02-01-2011, 10:58 PM

Ahh, William, Welcome to our little slice of Paradise. Sure, it's brutally cold outside and the grey skies and the feeling of your bones shattering at every step you take is enough to make you pray for Death, I can assure you this is only the beginning. It gets better from here. You'll notice that you'll need to wait for the young lady behind the counter at CVS to get off her phone before she attempts to ring you up.

You'll notice that, much like Alaska, the sky will stay dark for months at a time before the sun finally comes back to play in late April and then you'll be greeted by 45 days of rain, exciting, yes?

You'll notice that breathing is harder and your lungs seem to be getting the workout of a lifetime, no worries, they are, and you're most likely gonna be taking a little token of cancer back with you, it's all good Brother. Like a parting gift.

You'll notice that the people in line for their morning coffee DO NOT want to talk about the weather or the latest news stories. That look of serial killer will certainly be the last thing you see if you don't leave them alone and cease conversation immediately.

Things are different in Jersey. Don't drive to slow, you'll surely get the finger and the horn. If you choose to drive slow, take the bird from the right lane, so we can pass your slow ass! Jersey is like a very well laid out game of Strati-go. There are certain things i certain parts of Jersey that are their for very specific reasons. You're pimps over there, your whores over there, but don;t go to the whores over there, only the ones over there, cause if you go to the whores over there, well the pimp that is over there will have your ass...etc.

When you get back to Alabama, you'll have time to reflect on the decision you made, on the mistakes you made but most importantly, the friends you made because, I for one, Smell a HERF!

AUguy · 03-13-2011, 07:11 PM

Back in Jersey. Well the snow is gone but water is everywhere. Hope all the BOTL in the Garden State made it through the floods with no major damage.

Chingas · 03-14-2011, 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AUguy

Back in Jersey. Well the snow is gone but water is everywhere. Hope all the BOTL in the Garden State made it through the floods with no major damage.

William!! Let's smoke Brother!

jonumberone · 03-14-2011, 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chingas

William!! Let's smoke Brother!

Don Fernando · 03-14-2011, 05:07 AM

this was only your first impression, just wait till you meet Dom

taltos · 03-14-2011, 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Don Fernando

this was only your first impression, just wait till you meet Dom

Wait until he meets Al.

floydpink · 03-14-2011, 06:22 AM

I have a big family reunion in NJ coming up late May and couldn't be more excited.

Besides getting my whole family together for a big barbecue, I will be spending 4 days in Manhattan doing all kinds of fun things.

After years of beach and cruise vacations, it's a nice change.

By the end of the week, after the goodbyes, I will be grateful to be headed South.

I grew up on the Jersey Shore, have no idea who Snookie is, and wouldn't trade those years for anything.

68TriShield · 03-15-2011, 04:55 PM

I can't vouch, but the shows I've seen of NJ and area diners on Diners Drive-ins and Dives have looked pretty darn good

http://www.flavortownusa.com/default.aspx

NeuRon · 03-15-2011, 05:11 PM

Jersey Rocks...

Haters can suck a fat one..

End of Classy post

guitar4001 · 03-16-2011, 02:37 PM

In 2007, I moved from NC to the New York North Country. It was not a pleasant experience.

I have met countless northerners who moved south and complained about the heat, the humidity, the accents, schools, taxes, and etc. My move to NY really fortified my belief that those who complained about southern living were insane or on drugs.

Powers · 03-16-2011, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by guitar4001

I have met countless northerners who moved south and complained about the heat, the humidity, the accents, schools, taxes, and etc. My move to NY really fortified my belief that those who complained about southern living were insane or on drugs.

01-27-2011, 10:35 AM	#1
jonumberone Raw Dog Join Date: Jun 2010 First Name: Dom Location: Exit 8A Posts: 6,491 Trading: (62)	Re: A southerner's first impressions of Jersey Last night I was gonna break your balls for sh*ting on my state! This morning I am officially declaring Jersey sucks __________________ Sex junkie looking for a dealer

01-27-2011, 05:59 PM	#3
AUguy The end is always near Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: William Location: Troy, Alabama Posts: 266 Trading: (10)	Re: A southerner's first impressions of Jersey Im no shitting on the state. Im sure its a beautiful place once it thaws out. But right now this place sucks.

01-27-2011, 07:22 PM	#8
KingJaffeJoffer Guest Posts: n/a	Re: A southerner's first impressions of Jersey Hahah, poor guy. I came up here for a job 4some years ago... I live in Hoboken and work in nyc. Biggest Mistake. Ever. April 2nd I'm headed back to Texas.

01-27-2011, 08:37 PM	#9
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,737 Trading: (10)	Re: A southerner's first impressions of Jersey Plus it's cold.

02-01-2011, 10:58 PM	#10
Chingas Death Is Waiting Join Date: Jun 2010 First Name: Chingas Location: Slayerville, Jersey Posts: 5,295 Trading: (35)	Re: A southerner's first impressions of Jersey Ahh, William, Welcome to our little slice of Paradise. Sure, it's brutally cold outside and the grey skies and the feeling of your bones shattering at every step you take is enough to make you pray for Death, I can assure you this is only the beginning. It gets better from here. You'll notice that you'll need to wait for the young lady behind the counter at CVS to get off her phone before she attempts to ring you up. You'll notice that, much like Alaska, the sky will stay dark for months at a time before the sun finally comes back to play in late April and then you'll be greeted by 45 days of rain, exciting, yes? You'll notice that breathing is harder and your lungs seem to be getting the workout of a lifetime, no worries, they are, and you're most likely gonna be taking a little token of cancer back with you, it's all good Brother. Like a parting gift. You'll notice that the people in line for their morning coffee DO NOT want to talk about the weather or the latest news stories. That look of serial killer will certainly be the last thing you see if you don't leave them alone and cease conversation immediately. Things are different in Jersey. Don't drive to slow, you'll surely get the finger and the horn. If you choose to drive slow, take the bird from the right lane, so we can pass your slow ass! Jersey is like a very well laid out game of Strati-go. There are certain things i certain parts of Jersey that are their for very specific reasons. You're pimps over there, your whores over there, but don;t go to the whores over there, only the ones over there, cause if you go to the whores over there, well the pimp that is over there will have your ass...etc. When you get back to Alabama, you'll have time to reflect on the decision you made, on the mistakes you made but most importantly, the friends you made because, I for one, Smell a HERF! __________________ ---Chingas--- ---Team Death Bomb Squad: Captain---

03-13-2011, 07:11 PM	#11
AUguy The end is always near Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: William Location: Troy, Alabama Posts: 266 Trading: (10)	Re: A southerner's first impressions of Jersey Back in Jersey. Well the snow is gone but water is everywhere. Hope all the BOTL in the Garden State made it through the floods with no major damage.

03-14-2011, 05:07 AM	#14
Don Fernando Postwhore Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Ferdinand Location: Singapore Posts: 10,070 Trading: (29)	Re: A southerner's first impressions of Jersey this was only your first impression, just wait till you meet Dom __________________ check out my reviews on my blog.

03-14-2011, 06:22 AM	#16
floydpink crazy diamond Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Pete Location: Orlando Posts: 1,955 Trading: (17)	Re: A southerner's first impressions of Jersey I have a big family reunion in NJ coming up late May and couldn't be more excited. Besides getting my whole family together for a big barbecue, I will be spending 4 days in Manhattan doing all kinds of fun things. After years of beach and cruise vacations, it's a nice change. By the end of the week, after the goodbyes, I will be grateful to be headed South. I grew up on the Jersey Shore, have no idea who Snookie is, and wouldn't trade those years for anything. __________________ "If we weren't all crazy we would go insane"

03-15-2011, 04:55 PM	#17
68TriShield Got Torque? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: Maryland Posts: 7,194 Trading: (40)	Re: A southerner's first impressions of Jersey I can't vouch, but the shows I've seen of NJ and area diners on Diners Drive-ins and Dives have looked pretty darn good http://www.flavortownusa.com/default.aspx

03-15-2011, 05:11 PM	#18
NeuRon Formerly BigRonS Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Ron Location: Forked River, NJ Posts: 1,540 Trading: (22)	Re: A southerner's first impressions of Jersey Jersey Rocks... Haters can suck a fat one.. End of Classy post

03-16-2011, 02:37 PM	#19
guitar4001 Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Paul Location: Between Goldsboro, NC and Africa Posts: 359 Trading: (0)	Re: A southerner's first impressions of Jersey In 2007, I moved from NC to the New York North Country. It was not a pleasant experience. I have met countless northerners who moved south and complained about the heat, the humidity, the accents, schools, taxes, and etc. My move to NY really fortified my belief that those who complained about southern living were insane or on drugs.

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Switch to Linear Mode Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode