Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage - Page 2

Commander Quan · 10-14-2010, 12:27 PM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?
17) Well that was stupid.
18) Is it supposed to smell like that?
19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by....
20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs.
21) I'd do her
22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter)
23) what is this suppose to be?
24) It seems like we have been married forever.
25) This is the reason why I drink.

Blueface · 10-14-2010, 12:29 PM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?
17) Well that was stupid.
18) Is it supposed to smell like that?
19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by....
20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs.
21) I'd do her
22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter)
23) what is this suppose to be?
24) It seems like we have been married forever.
25) This is the reason why I drink.
26) Why are you mad at me?
27 Did I do something wrong?

Bunker · 10-14-2010, 12:30 PM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?
17) Well that was stupid.
18) Is it supposed to smell like that?
19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by....
20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs.
21) I'd do her
22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter)
23) what is this suppose to be?
24) It seems like we have been married forever.
25)That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work.

Blueface · 10-14-2010, 12:34 PM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?
17) Well that was stupid.
18) Is it supposed to smell like that?
19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by....
20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs.
21) I'd do her
22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter)
23) what is this suppose to be?
24) It seems like we have been married forever.
25) This is the reason why I drink.
26) Why are you mad at me?
27) Did I do something wrong?
28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work.
29) Where you talking to me?

poker · 10-14-2010, 12:35 PM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?
17) Well that was stupid.
18) Is it supposed to smell like that?
19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by....
20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs.
21) I'd do her
22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter)
23) what is this suppose to be?
24) It seems like we have been married forever.
25) This is the reason why I drink.
26) Why are you mad at me?
27) Did I do something wrong?
28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work.
29) Where you talking to me?
30) You remind me of my ex sometimes.

Blueface · 10-14-2010, 12:36 PM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?
17) Well that was stupid.
18) Is it supposed to smell like that?
19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by....
20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs.
21) I'd do her
22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter)
23) what is this suppose to be?
24) It seems like we have been married forever.
25) This is the reason why I drink.
26) Why are you mad at me?
27) Did I do something wrong?
28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work.
29) Where you talking to me?
30) You remind me of my ex sometimes.
31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you.

Skywalker · 10-14-2010, 12:38 PM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?
17) Well that was stupid.
18) Is it supposed to smell like that?
19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by....
20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs.
21) I'd do her
22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter)
23) what is this suppose to be?
24) It seems like we have been married forever.
25) This is the reason why I drink.
26) Why are you mad at me?
27) Did I do something wrong?
28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work.
29) Where you talking to me?
30) You remind me of my ex sometimes.
31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you.
32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one).

GTsetGO · 10-14-2010, 12:41 PM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?
17) Well that was stupid.
18) Is it supposed to smell like that?
19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by....
20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs.
21) I'd do her
22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter)
23) what is this suppose to be?
24) It seems like we have been married forever.
25) This is the reason why I drink.
26) Why are you mad at me?
27) Did I do something wrong?
28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work.
29) Where you talking to me?
30) You remind me of my ex sometimes.
31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you.
32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one)
33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women)

Skywalker · 10-14-2010, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GTsetGO

33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women)

Really???

Skywalker · 10-14-2010, 12:45 PM

From the movie Liar Liar:

I've had better!!!

10-14-2010, 01:07 PM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?
17) Well that was stupid.
18) Is it supposed to smell like that?
19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by....
20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs.
21) I'd do her
22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter)
23) what is this suppose to be?
24) It seems like we have been married forever.
25) This is the reason why I drink.
26) Why are you mad at me?
27) Did I do something wrong?
28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work.
29) Where you talking to me?
30) You remind me of my ex sometimes.
31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you.
32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one)
33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women)
34) I've had better
35) I HAVE AIDS!

loki · 10-14-2010, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T.G

"Damn, your sister is hot. (Think she might be up for a 3-way?)"

coincidentally my wife's sister is coming down for a visit this weekend...

shilala · 10-14-2010, 01:14 PM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?
17) Well that was stupid.
18) Is it supposed to smell like that?
19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by....
20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs.
21) I'd do her
22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter)
23) what is this suppose to be?
24) It seems like we have been married forever.
25) This is the reason why I drink.
26) Why are you mad at me?
27) Did I do something wrong?
28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work.
29) Where you talking to me?
30) You remind me of my ex sometimes.
31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you.
32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one)
33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women)
34) I've had better
35) I HAVE AIDS!
36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering?

CasaDooley · 10-14-2010, 01:33 PM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?
17) Well that was stupid.
18) Is it supposed to smell like that?
19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by....
20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs.
21) I'd do her
22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter)
23) what is this suppose to be?
24) It seems like we have been married forever.
25) This is the reason why I drink.
26) Why are you mad at me?
27) Did I do something wrong?
28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work.
29) Where you talking to me?
30) You remind me of my ex sometimes.
31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you.
32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one)
33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women)
34) I've had better
35) I HAVE AIDS!
36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering?
37) I liked your hair the other way
38) Honey, wheres my super suit

neoflex · 10-14-2010, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skywalker

1)32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one).

Ironically this one doesn't piss my wife off.
Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?
17) Well that was stupid.
18) Is it supposed to smell like that?
19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by....
20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs.
21) I'd do her
22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter)
23) what is this suppose to be?
24) It seems like we have been married forever.
25) This is the reason why I drink.
26) Why are you mad at me?
27) Did I do something wrong?
28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work.
29) Where you talking to me?
30) You remind me of my ex sometimes.
31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you.
32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one)
33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women)
34) I've had better
35) I HAVE AIDS!
36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering?
37) I liked your hair the other way
38) Honey, wheres my super suit
39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family.

Subvet642 · 10-14-2010, 02:00 PM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?
17) Well that was stupid.
18) Is it supposed to smell like that?
19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by....
20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs.
21) I'd do her
22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter)
23) what is this suppose to be?
24) It seems like we have been married forever.
25) This is the reason why I drink.
26) Why are you mad at me?
27) Did I do something wrong?
28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work.
29) Where you talking to me?
30) You remind me of my ex sometimes.
31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you.
32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one)
33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women)
34) I've had better
35) I HAVE AIDS!
36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering?
37) I liked your hair the other way
38) Honey, wheres my super suit
39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family.
40) You don't need any ice cream.

bvilchez · 10-14-2010, 02:06 PM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?
17) Well that was stupid.
18) Is it supposed to smell like that?
19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by....
20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs.
21) I'd do her
22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter)
23) what is this suppose to be?
24) It seems like we have been married forever.
25) This is the reason why I drink.
26) Why are you mad at me?
27) Did I do something wrong?
28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work.
29) Where you talking to me?
30) You remind me of my ex sometimes.
31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you.
32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one)
33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women)
34) I've had better
35) I HAVE AIDS!
36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering?
37) I liked your hair the other way
38) Honey, wheres my super suit
39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family.
40) You don't need any ice cream.
41) How come you didn't do the laundry?

10-14-2010, 02:07 PM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?
17) Well that was stupid.
18) Is it supposed to smell like that?
19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by....
20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs.
21) I'd do her
22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter)
23) what is this suppose to be?
24) It seems like we have been married forever.
25) This is the reason why I drink.
26) Why are you mad at me?
27) Did I do something wrong?
28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work.
29) Where you talking to me?
30) You remind me of my ex sometimes.
31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you.
32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one)
33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women)
34) I've had better
35) I HAVE AIDS!
36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering?
37) I liked your hair the other way
38) Honey, wheres my super suit
39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family.
40) You don't need any ice cream.
41) how come you didn't dso the laundry
42) are you pregnant?

jledou · 10-14-2010, 02:08 PM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?
17) Well that was stupid.
18) Is it supposed to smell like that?
19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by....
20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs.
21) I'd do her
22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter)
23) what is this suppose to be?
24) It seems like we have been married forever.
25) This is the reason why I drink.
26) Why are you mad at me?
27) Did I do something wrong?
28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work.
29) Where you talking to me?
30) You remind me of my ex sometimes.
31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you.
32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one)
33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women)
34) I've had better
35) I HAVE AIDS!
36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering?
37) I liked your hair the other way
38) Honey, wheres my super suit
39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family.
40) You don't need any ice cream.
41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear?

Dave128 · 10-14-2010, 02:10 PM

1) Calm down
2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
3) "You're just not listening to me..."
4) It's your fault
5) I told you so
6) Damn, your sister is hot
7) Isnt that your moms dress?
8) You "were" so hot
9) Do these jeans still fit you?
10) Those aren't your panties?
11) How long is your mother staying?
12) You kinda look like your mom
13) Cant this wait til after the game?
14) What are you trying to say?
15) Are you going to clean that up?
16.) When are we eating?
17) Well that was stupid.
18) Is it supposed to smell like that?
19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by....
20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs.
21) I'd do her
22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter)
23) what is this suppose to be?
24) It seems like we have been married forever.
25) This is the reason why I drink.
26) Why are you mad at me?
27) Did I do something wrong?
28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work.
29) Where you talking to me?
30) You remind me of my ex sometimes.
31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you.
32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one)
33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women)
34) I've had better
35) I HAVE AIDS!
36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering?
37) I liked your hair the other way
38) Honey, wheres my super suit
39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family.
40) You don't need any ice cream.
41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear?
42) Isn't this hummer week?

10-14-2010, 12:27 PM	#21
Commander Quan Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Derrick Location: Canton, OH Posts: 966 Trading: (4)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink.

10-14-2010, 12:29 PM	#22
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27 Did I do something wrong? __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

10-14-2010, 12:30 PM	#23
Bunker New hardware installed. Join Date: Sep 2010 First Name: Rick Location: Moonbatachusetts Posts: 950 Trading: (18)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25)That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. __________________ "Good is good, even if no one is doing it - and wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it."

10-14-2010, 12:34 PM	#24
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

10-14-2010, 12:35 PM	#25
poker 1:11 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kelly Location: SoCal Posts: 5,280 Trading: (7)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. __________________ Cigar Asylum: A cigar board birthed without agendas, without profiting, and without advertisements. Amor puro* Character is what you do when no one is watching

10-14-2010, 12:36 PM	#26
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. 31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you. __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

10-14-2010, 12:38 PM	#27
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. 31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you. 32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one). __________________ Smoke what you like!!!*

10-14-2010, 12:41 PM	#28
GTsetGO those were the droids Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: Rob Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 1,686 Trading: (5)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. 31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you. 32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one) 33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women) __________________ Modded Mustangs

10-14-2010, 12:45 PM	#30
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage From the movie Liar Liar: I've had better!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

10-14-2010, 01:07 PM	#31
Nefari0us Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. 31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you. 32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one) 33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women) 34) I've had better 35) I HAVE AIDS!

10-14-2010, 01:14 PM	#33
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. 31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you. 32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one) 33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women) 34) I've had better 35) I HAVE AIDS! 36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering? __________________

10-14-2010, 01:33 PM	#34
CasaDooley Herf Crew of 2 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kevin Location: The birthplace of Fathers Day Posts: 2,465 Trading: (41)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. 31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you. 32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one) 33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women) 34) I've had better 35) I HAVE AIDS! 36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering? 37) I liked your hair the other way 38) Honey, wheres my super suit __________________ Founding member of the Lilac City Dedicated Herfers*

10-14-2010, 02:00 PM	#36
Subvet642 Bilge Rat Join Date: Nov 2009 First Name: Darren Location: Torpedo Room Bilge Posts: 2,997 Trading: (13)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. 31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you. 32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one) 33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women) 34) I've had better 35) I HAVE AIDS! 36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering? 37) I liked your hair the other way 38) Honey, wheres my super suit 39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family. 40) You don't need any ice cream. __________________ "Man's mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not." -John Galt*

10-14-2010, 02:06 PM	#37
bvilchez En búsqueda..... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Bolivar aka Jay Location: Back in SoCal Posts: 3,202 Trading: (76)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. 31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you. 32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one) 33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women) 34) I've had better 35) I HAVE AIDS! 36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering? 37) I liked your hair the other way 38) Honey, wheres my super suit 39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family. 40) You don't need any ice cream. 41) How come you didn't do the laundry?

10-14-2010, 02:07 PM	#38
Nefari0us Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. 31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you. 32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one) 33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women) 34) I've had better 35) I HAVE AIDS! 36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering? 37) I liked your hair the other way 38) Honey, wheres my super suit 39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family. 40) You don't need any ice cream. 41) how come you didn't dso the laundry 42) are you pregnant?

10-14-2010, 02:08 PM	#39
jledou Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jay Location: Kansas Posts: 2,225 Trading: (27)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. 31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you. 32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one) 33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women) 34) I've had better 35) I HAVE AIDS! 36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering? 37) I liked your hair the other way 38) Honey, wheres my super suit 39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family. 40) You don't need any ice cream. 41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear?

10-14-2010, 02:10 PM	#40
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,922 Trading: (4)	Re: Key words to avoid for a lasting marriage 1) Calm down 2) "No those jeans don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat" 3) "You're just not listening to me..." 4) It's your fault 5) I told you so 6) Damn, your sister is hot 7) Isnt that your moms dress? 8) You "were" so hot 9) Do these jeans still fit you? 10) Those aren't your panties? 11) How long is your mother staying? 12) You kinda look like your mom 13) Cant this wait til after the game? 14) What are you trying to say? 15) Are you going to clean that up? 16.) When are we eating? 17) Well that was stupid. 18) Is it supposed to smell like that? 19) My perfect woman? 4ft, flat head, no teeth. *followed by.... 20) I'd love you more if you had no arms or legs. 21) I'd do her 22) It really pisses me off when you...............(add anything you want as it doesn't matter) 23) what is this suppose to be? 24) It seems like we have been married forever. 25) This is the reason why I drink. 26) Why are you mad at me? 27) Did I do something wrong? 28) That chick from the office with the big cans wants everyone to meet for drinks this Friday after work. 29) Where you talking to me? 30) You remind me of my ex sometimes. 31) I don't like the way that outfit looks on you. 32) Never call her the C word ever!!! (PM me if you don't know this one) 33) Small things (from the don't sweat the small things book, i don't think there is such a thing as a small thing to women) 34) I've had better 35) I HAVE AIDS! 36) Will you please just kill me and end this suffering? 37) I liked your hair the other way 38) Honey, wheres my super suit 39) I hate your mother or go for the gusto and say I hate your family. 40) You don't need any ice cream. 41) Man this place looks like a dump. What have you been doing all day dear? 42) Isn't this hummer week? __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!

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