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Old 09-03-2010, 04:24 PM   #1
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It just keeps going and going ....
I think I will now go read: "Yellow River" by I. P. Daily.
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Old 09-03-2010, 04:29 PM   #2
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I prefer Rusty Bedsprings by I.P. Knightly. Bouncier plot.
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Old 09-03-2010, 05:37 PM   #3
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Makes you want to sing the Blues...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XO6AY8lURig



The original by: Junior Kimbrough

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSWTk...eature=related
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Old 09-04-2010, 02:32 PM   #4
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Old 09-05-2010, 03:14 AM   #5
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A couple of things that seem to cure the dribble phenomenon employ the tourniquent principle. For most of us Irish and other lesser folks those velcro cord wraps seem to stem the flow by making it looser [during one of our late evening/early morning journeys] in order to release the liquid gold and then making it tighter to stop the dripping. For those who were blessed with more endowment, a hose clamp would seem to do the same thing, just don't forget a screwdriver.
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Old 09-12-2010, 11:36 PM   #6
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When do we get a thread about sh!tting your pants, Carlos?
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Old 09-13-2010, 07:57 AM   #7
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Two thoughts.

Condoms - not just for sex

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Old 09-16-2010, 11:19 AM   #8
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Darn close to that already.
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Old 09-16-2010, 11:31 AM   #9
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Darn close to that already.
I believe it was Jack Nicholson's character in The Bucket List who said "Never trust a fart"...
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Old 09-16-2010, 11:32 AM   #10
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I can see Carlos' new sig line: I'm too old to have these kind of problems
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Old 09-16-2010, 11:52 AM   #11
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Getting old is a state of mind.

Dealing with the physical changes that "maturity" brings in a manner so as to not "get old" is the challenge.
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Old 09-22-2010, 12:51 PM   #13
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Then again... Getting Sucked - never gets old.
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There has got to be a bad gasket or something. Perhaps a bad shut off valve.
Seems since this thread started, more frequent than ever.
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Old 09-22-2010, 01:36 PM   #15
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There has got to be a bad gasket or something. Perhaps a bad shut off valve.
Seems since this thread started, more frequent than ever.
You wanna make it really leak? Come up here and work outside in the winter. Three layers of thermals make the moistness seem natural.
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Old 09-16-2010, 02:58 PM   #16
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When do we get a thread about sh!tting your pants, Carlos?
I thought he posted in the one Peter started. I'll go do a search. .
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So far no trouble with wetting my pants!!!

Knock on wood!!! Knock knock!
















Hey, will somebody answer the door???
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So far no trouble with wetting my pants!!!
I'm sorry to hear that. But if wetting your pants on demand works for you ...
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This is what I'm imagining your solution will be.
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Old 09-13-2010, 08:19 AM   #20
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I went to the doctor the other day to have him look at a spot on my head where I am losing hair. He looks up and says "WOW, you are losing a lot of hair!" I said "HA, HA, very funny, I am only 36!" Walked out of their with a prescription for Rogaine. What the hell!
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