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Old 04-28-2009, 08:14 PM   #21
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After a day of heavy drinking, I participated in a pie eating contest. Let's just say there was a violent reaction before I left the stage.
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Old 04-28-2009, 08:28 PM   #22
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don't roller skate in a buffalo herf

heard that some place
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Old 04-28-2009, 11:00 PM   #23
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Thats strange....so many of these have to do with drinking. Very weird
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Old 04-28-2009, 11:25 PM   #24
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once donated plasma and then went drinking. EPIC FAIL.
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Old 05-04-2009, 11:48 AM   #25
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Two 40 oz. followed by eight 22 oz. of Red Dog. Never to be seen again.

Also a full fifth of Popov Blue in under an hour.

Popov Blue? Is that the top shelf Popov? $3.99 / Gallon.
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Old 05-04-2009, 12:24 PM   #26
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Old 05-04-2009, 01:39 PM   #27
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Don't Sake Bomb with Asian restaurant owners, they're 140lb. heavyweights!
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Old 05-04-2009, 01:56 PM   #28
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Drink a fifth of Makers Mark in under an hour. I was coming down with the flu, and we were having a party. I remembered as a kid that my Grandmother would give me a spoon full of Whiskey and sugar when I was sick. Well in my mind if a little Whiskey make me feel alright a fifth should make me feel great. Boy was I wrong.
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Old 05-04-2009, 02:17 PM   #29
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Old 05-04-2009, 02:57 PM   #30
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Thats the good stuff. It was about $10 for a fifth. Thats how I bought drinks in college, a fifth or a case. Usually either one was about enough to get me feeling pretty good


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Old 05-04-2009, 02:59 PM   #31
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Thats the good stuff. It was about $10 for a fifth. Thats how I bought drinks in college, a fifth or a case. Usually either one was about enough to get me feeling pretty good


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Old 05-04-2009, 03:03 PM   #32
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Buy something from Thompson's.
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Old 05-04-2009, 09:13 PM   #33
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Old 05-05-2009, 12:04 AM   #34
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Four 40s of Mickeys and bratwurst. It ended badly...
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Old 05-05-2009, 12:21 AM   #35
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Four 40s of Mickeys and bratwurst. It ended badly...
pics or it didn't happen.
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Old 05-05-2009, 07:46 AM   #36
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this was a night in 1998 still talked about at Notre Dame and i was still in the Navy at the time.

empty stomach, daquiris made with vodka, a lot of cocktail shrimp, lemon drops, peppermint schnapps, papa johns bread sticks covered in dipping sauce, beer. never made it to the bathroom

i will never do that again

also saw a guy eating a muffin while at a urinal in a public bathroom, i would never do that either.
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Old 05-05-2009, 07:49 AM   #37
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That's what I was thinking.
That sounds like a good time.
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Old 05-05-2009, 08:45 AM   #38
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12 sam adams lagers on top of a couple glasses of egg nog = very bad early morning...and then I had an exam to take.

(note: I no longer drink sam adams lagers)
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Old 05-05-2009, 01:31 PM   #39
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My cousins have some pics of me passed out... does that count? I'll have to dig them up for you Mike! No barf pics though... that was a 3am yack-fest.
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Old 05-05-2009, 01:39 PM   #40
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