Looking for free fat black pens from funeral homes - Page 2

WildBlueSooner · 03-22-2009, 08:37 PM

I just wanted to point out that adding one letter to the thread title changes the meaning entirely!

lightning9191 · 03-22-2009, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by kzm007

Gentleman lol I thank you. I liked the one I managed to get at my stepfather's funeral (whole bunch of moral issues there, but mom seemed to find it funny?) but it's going dead I'm afraid.

Intentional pun?

03-22-2009, 09:12 PM

No

Freudian slip, perhaps?

03-22-2009, 09:35 PM

There is a good brother on here that deals in exactly what you are talking about,,,,or at least has access. PM me and I will give you his Avatar name.

hotreds · 03-22-2009, 09:49 PM

Phree phat pens?

WildBlueSooner · 03-22-2009, 09:51 PM

Add a single i in a certain word in the title! Maybe it was just funny to me...after all I am on my 4th glass of bourbon!

hotreds · 03-22-2009, 09:57 PM

Have another!

03-22-2009, 09:57 PM

Wow dude, just wow...

WildBlueSooner · 03-22-2009, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hotreds

Have another!

I think I will!

M1903A1 · 03-22-2009, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kzm007

As for crayons, I dare someone here to judge me for eating something as delicious as mango-orange delight when I was three...exactly.

Must've been the old stock...with the red lead....

icehog3 · 03-23-2009, 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kzm007

I wanted to one day buy a casket early, and use it for a bookcase before I needed it - considered it an investment, really - stop staring like that

!

Need a beer cooler?

03-23-2009, 08:35 AM

Omg YES! And I hate beer

What's happened to my funeral homie thread?

Hot Stuff x · 03-23-2009, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chippewastud79

Actually, know someone who has done that and uses it as a coffee table. Its not as akward or odd as you may think, lots more people have done such a thing. No point in having to have someone buy a coffin for $1000+ for you and get no use out of besides burying it in dirt never to be seen again.

I wonder if they seal well enough to be made into a humidor. That might be cool...

03-23-2009, 10:02 AM

LOL little Oust fan and a bag of Heartfelts, keep you stogie-fresh until they lift the embargo, eh?

rizzle · 03-24-2009, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

Need a beer cooler?

For as long as it looks like he's been drinking PBR, he's prolly about ready for that casket.

03-24-2009, 10:13 PM

lol my brother swills it, too. I don't care for it, Tastes...off to me, not really a beer flavor I don't think. Dunno why?

Wolfgang · 03-24-2009, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JE3146

.... Can't beleive I actually just said that

You should be dinged!

03-25-2009, 08:09 AM

This thing is still going? lol wow. What's so weird about saying I have an interest in death, anyway; for God's sake, I'm a writer

it seemed appropriate.

The human body can repair and repair itself and live a very long time if done correctly, yet at the same time, the smallest piece of metal or wood placed in the right spot at the right speed can end a life. It's all about about chance.

A man works his entire life, hypothetically, to provide for his family - maybe as a miner. If the right spark hits a coal vein, and he gets caught in it, or if he gets the right level of dust in his body, black lung's going to follow. A man could therefore be dying so that others may have a life. This raises the question, "why is a man born to die?"

And as for an interest in death, watch Six Feet Under sometime, which I've never seen properly. HBO got six or seven seasons out of the lives of a funeral director's family, didn't they? My little question asking for certain black pens seemed innocuous by comparison.

End rant

MedicCook · 03-25-2009, 08:12 AM

Six Feet Under was a great show.

chippewastud79 · 03-25-2009, 08:14 AM

I don't think people are poking fun at your infatuation with death

We are all going to die sooner or later, for guys like Al it seems to be much later.

03-22-2009, 08:37 PM	#21
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: Looking for free fat black pens from funeral h I just wanted to point out that adding one letter to the thread title changes the meaning entirely! __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur Last edited by WildBlueSooner; 03-22-2009 at 08:44 PM.

03-22-2009, 09:12 PM	#23
kzm007 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Looking for free fat black pens from funeral h No Freudian slip, perhaps?

03-22-2009, 09:35 PM	#24
Cigary Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Looking for free fat black pens from funeral h There is a good brother on here that deals in exactly what you are talking about,,,,or at least has access. PM me and I will give you his Avatar name.

03-22-2009, 09:49 PM	#25
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,665 Trading: (63)	Re: Looking for free fat black pens from funeral h Phree phat pens? __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

03-22-2009, 09:51 PM	#26
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: Looking for free fat black pens from funeral h Add a single i in a certain word in the title! Maybe it was just funny to me...after all I am on my 4th glass of bourbon! __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

03-22-2009, 09:57 PM	#27
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,665 Trading: (63)	Re: Looking for free fat black pens from funeral h Have another! __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

03-23-2009, 08:35 AM	#32
kzm007 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Looking for free fat black pens from funeral h Omg YES! And I hate beer What's happened to my funeral homie thread?

03-23-2009, 10:02 AM	#34
kzm007 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Looking for free fat black pens from funeral h LOL little Oust fan and a bag of Heartfelts, keep you stogie-fresh until they lift the embargo, eh?

03-24-2009, 10:13 PM	#36
kzm007 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Looking for free fat black pens from funeral h lol my brother swills it, too. I don't care for it, Tastes...off to me, not really a beer flavor I don't think. Dunno why?

03-25-2009, 08:09 AM	#38
kzm007 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Looking for free fat black pens from funeral h This thing is still going? lol wow. What's so weird about saying I have an interest in death, anyway; for God's sake, I'm a writer it seemed appropriate. The human body can repair and repair itself and live a very long time if done correctly, yet at the same time, the smallest piece of metal or wood placed in the right spot at the right speed can end a life. It's all about about chance. A man works his entire life, hypothetically, to provide for his family - maybe as a miner. If the right spark hits a coal vein, and he gets caught in it, or if he gets the right level of dust in his body, black lung's going to follow. A man could therefore be dying so that others may have a life. This raises the question, "why is a man born to die?" And as for an interest in death, watch Six Feet Under sometime, which I've never seen properly. HBO got six or seven seasons out of the lives of a funeral director's family, didn't they? My little question asking for certain black pens seemed innocuous by comparison. End rant

03-25-2009, 08:12 AM	#39
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Looking for free fat black pens from funeral h Six Feet Under was a great show.

03-25-2009, 08:14 AM	#40
chippewastud79 Fatter than you! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Larry Location: A little place called home. Posts: 5,397 Trading: (44)	Re: Looking for free fat black pens from funeral h I don't think people are poking fun at your infatuation with death We are all going to die sooner or later, for guys like Al it seems to be much later. __________________ If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times.

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