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Old 03-10-2009, 01:40 PM   #21
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Bah logic matrices. I used to do these in elementary school. I'm not going to bother.
They used to give me 4 squares, then 8 squares, then it went up to 128 squares. I can eat them up. They're super easy for me for some reason.
I can't do a rubik's cube, but I can put together those wood puzzles in two seconds.
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Old 03-10-2009, 01:52 PM   #22
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Internet of course...but likes to go to the B&M to look at them.
But the pet store versions taste better 100% of the time
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Old 03-10-2009, 02:03 PM   #23
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No. The real question is whether the fish was bought at a local pet store or over the internet.
Is it Monday?




And BTW Mike, the real question is, who gives a sh!t who owns the fish?
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Old 03-10-2009, 02:30 PM   #24
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Took a little work, but I got it. Unlike Scott, I had to use paper and pen.

Looks like cigar smokers are smart people. Like we didn't know that already.

Thanks for the puzzle.
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Old 03-10-2009, 02:35 PM   #25
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Is it Monday?




And BTW Mike, the real question is, who gives a sh!t who owns the fish?
I'm guessing Einstien did, why - I have no idea....
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Old 03-10-2009, 02:44 PM   #26
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Took a little work, but I got it. Unlike Scott, I had to use paper and pen.

Looks like cigar smokers are smart people. Like we didn't know that already.

Thanks for the puzzle.
About 20 minutes later,
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Old 03-10-2009, 03:12 PM   #27
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Hmmm.

I'm more German than anything else.

And I love sushi.

But I don't own a fish!?
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Old 03-10-2009, 03:50 PM   #28
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after about 45 min with pen and paper at hand I slowly worked my way through the riddle thanks for helping waste about an hour of my day.
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Old 03-10-2009, 04:00 PM   #29
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Old 03-10-2009, 05:35 PM   #30
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They used to give me 4 squares, then 8 squares, then it went up to 128 squares. I can eat them up. They're super easy for me for some reason.
I can't do a rubik's cube, but I can put together those wood puzzles in two seconds.
The mind is a terrible thing.
I always found these things incredibly boring. I'm not a mathematical/logical mind really. I like shapes and can visualize most anything but I'm particularly good with language and my mind used to be like a gawdamned hard drive but I've been dealing with data corruption lately.
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Old 03-10-2009, 06:16 PM   #31
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No. The real question is whether the fish was bought at a local pet store or over the internet.
C'mon Peter, We ALL know the pet store has the better fish!
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Old 03-10-2009, 07:11 PM   #32
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I always found these things incredibly boring. I'm not a mathematical/logical mind really. I like shapes and can visualize most anything but I'm particularly good with language and my mind used to be like a gawdamned hard drive but I've been dealing with data corruption lately.
No, maybe you just arent very smart!
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Old 03-11-2009, 05:22 AM   #33
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But the pet store versions taste better 100% of the time
I prefer catching mine in the wild.
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Old 03-11-2009, 05:22 AM   #34
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Hmmm.

I'm more German than anything else.

And I love sushi.

But I don't own a fish!?
That's because you ate it.
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Old 03-11-2009, 05:26 AM   #35
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We really didn't expect the Army to be able to participate in this. Here is one for the Army:

What color is the desert colored Army tank?

a. green
b. tan/brown

red?
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Old 03-11-2009, 04:49 PM   #36
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wow finally got it....my head hurts
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Old 03-11-2009, 05:04 PM   #37
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unlike all the other smart people here I didn't get it.
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Old 03-11-2009, 05:32 PM   #38
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Drat.. made a mistake when it came to who had the cat.But at least I knew where I went wrong with this one!
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Old 03-11-2009, 06:03 PM   #39
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I never spent the time to figure out who had what. I went the route of who didn't have things. That seemed easier. I had only "Brit = Red" for the Brit. I stopped when I figured out the fish.
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