Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward

[Parshooter]

Originally Posted by kugie

New Quote

Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?


Merry Christmas Everyone

Christmas Vacation, love that movie.

Here's another from a Christmas movie:
"F*** me santa, f*** me santa, f*** me santa..."

[irratebass]

Originally Posted by Parshooter

Christmas Vacation, love that movie.

Here's another from a Christmas movie:
"F*** me santa, f*** me santa, f*** me santa..."

Bad or BADDER Santa

NEW ONE:

G: So, is there a Mrs. Mysterio?
B: No, but I have a cat.
G: It's not the same thing.
B: Well, you don't know my cat. It's very demanding.
G: It? You don't know if it's a boy or a girl?
B: I respect its privacy.

[mase]

Originally Posted by irratebass

Bad or BADDER Santa

NEW ONE:

G: So, is there a Mrs. Mysterio?
B: No, but I have a cat.
G: It's not the same thing.
B: Well, you don't know my cat. It's very demanding.
G: It? You don't know if it's a boy or a girl?
B: I respect its privacy.

Gross Pointe Blank

New One:
Guy #1: Ever had sekks with an animal, Jack?
Guy #2: No, but I saw some tasty-looking chickens back at that barn over there.

[irratebass]

Originally Posted by mase

Gross Pointe Blank

New One:
Guy #1: Ever had sekks with an animal, Jack?
Guy #2: No, but I saw some tasty-looking chickens back at that barn over there.

THE DEVIL's REJECTS

[mase]

Originally Posted by irratebass

THE DEVIL's REJECTS

Not the movie I had in mind...or are you correcting my guess of GPB?

[mase]

Going to bump this:

New One:
Guy #1: Ever had sekks with an animal, Jack?
Guy #2: No, but I saw some tasty-looking chickens back at that barn over there.

[irratebass]

Originally Posted by mase

Not the movie I had in mind...or are you correcting my guess of GPB?

No, you got mine.....I thought yours was TDR, but now I remember they said "chicken Fu*ker" so Idk

[mase]

Going to bump this with a hint. Charles Grodin was the second lead actor in this movie.

New One:
Guy #1: Ever had sekks with an animal, Jack?
Guy #2: No, but I saw some tasty-looking chickens back at that barn over there.

[SvilleKid]

Originally Posted by mase

Going to bump this with a hint. Charles Grodin was the second lead actor in this movie.

New One:
Guy #1: Ever had sekks with an animal, Jack?
Guy #2: No, but I saw some tasty-looking chickens back at that barn over there.

Doesn't look like any one's going to grab this, so I'll give it a shot. I was fairly sure about it, and the "hint" makes me positive:

Midnight Run

One that has been on recently: "Serpentine Shelly. Serpentine! "

[SvilleKid]

Originally Posted by SvilleKid

Doesn't look like any one's going to grab this, so I'll give it a shot. I was fairly sure about it, and the "hint" makes me positive:

Midnight Run

One that has been on recently: "Serpentine Shelly. Serpentine! "

OK, thought this was easy. Guess not. It was from the original "In-Laws" with Peter Falk. Much better movie than the remake, IMO.

How about an easy one:

"Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously, and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light"

[kugie]

Originally Posted by SvilleKid

OK, thought this was easy. Guess not. It was from the original "In-Laws" with Peter Falk. Much better movie than the remake, IMO.

How about an easy one:

"Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously, and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light"

Ghostbusters

-New One-

"lead name ), this is one night you'll never forget. This is the night I slipped right through your fingers. Sleep tight and pleasant dreams. I could've been your greatest adventure. "

Originally Posted by kugie

Ghostbusters

-New One-

"lead name ), this is one night you'll never forget. This is the night I slipped right through your fingers. Sleep tight and pleasant dreams. I could've been your greatest adventure. "

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom






"How do you want that shake? Martin and Lewis or Amos and Andy?"

[icehog3]

Originally Posted by ChicagoWhiteSox

"How do you want that shake? Martin and Lewis or Amos and Andy?"

Pulp Piction, waiter Buddy Holly.

"Shut that c***'s mouth, or I'll come over and f*ck-start her head."

[fencefixer]

Originally Posted by icehog3

Pulp Piction, waiter Buddy Holly.

"Shut that c***'s mouth, or I'll come over and f*ck-start her head."

The Way of The Gun - Parker's quote



Es bleiben im Raum: Keitel, Jodel, Krebs und Burgdorf..!

[pektel]

Originally Posted by icehog3

Pulp Piction, waiter Buddy Holly.

"Shut that c***'s mouth, or I'll come over and f*ck-start her head."

The way of the gun.

Bonus point for being one of the funniest one-liners in recent cinema.

Give me a second for the new quote.

Edit: got ninja'd lol. Fencefixer is up.

[icehog3]

Originally Posted by fencefixer

Es bleiben im Raum: Keitel, Jodel, Krebs und Burgdorf..!

Der Untergang.


"Way to go, Hamilton!"

[Jasonw560]

Originally Posted by icehog3

"Way to go, Hamilton!"

Fast Times at Ridgemont High.


"Dogs and cats.....living together....mass hysteria!!"

[SvilleKid]

Originally Posted by Jasonw560

Fast Times at Ridgemont High.


"Dogs and cats.....living together....mass hysteria!!"

Now, that's an easy one..... But still a great movie! I hear they are trying to put together a third in the series!

Ghost Busters.... Who you gonna call!

How about: wife: "Are you going to stand there with that stupid look on your face while the hired help insults your wife? " husband: "He can't help it - he's just ignorant. He doesn't know any better than to tell the truth. And I can't help this stupid look. I started acquiring it as you gained in social prominence!"

Originally Posted by SvilleKid

Now, that's an easy one..... But still a great movie! I hear they are trying to put together a third in the series!

Ghost Busters.... Who you gonna call!

How about: wife: "Are you going to stand there with that stupid look on your face while the hired help insults your wife? " husband: "He can't help it - he's just ignorant. He doesn't know any better than to tell the truth. And I can't help this stupid look. I started acquiring it as you gained in social prominence!"

One of my favorite John Wayne movies, McLintock!! (at least I hope this is right)

"The marijuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed go in the second drawer. And the heroin goes in the bottom drawer. Always separate the drugs."

[Jasonw560]

McLintock....beat me to the punch. The next one....I have no idea!!!