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Old 03-29-2011, 07:52 PM   #3181
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This definitely is false advertising.


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Old 03-29-2011, 09:43 PM   #3182
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What kinda guy would blow smoke in anybody's face, really??!!
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Old 03-29-2011, 10:05 PM   #3183
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Old 03-30-2011, 11:31 AM   #3184
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That's a great idea....
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Old 03-30-2011, 04:48 PM   #3185
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What kinda guy would blow smoke in anybody's face, really??!!
Maybe they weren't talking about blowing smoke..........
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Old 03-30-2011, 08:04 PM   #3186
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Old 03-31-2011, 06:25 PM   #3187
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Old 03-31-2011, 06:26 PM   #3188
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Old 03-31-2011, 10:50 PM   #3189
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Here is a link to some great posters to put up next to your printers at work. Going to do this in my department...should be great

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/commen...printer_april/
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Old 03-31-2011, 11:53 PM   #3190
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In the production center of my old job we had an industrial vacuum packing machine. We vacuum packed EVERYTHING in a coworker's office while they were on vacation and put it all back. When he came back we found out he left his sense of humor on vacation.
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Old 03-31-2011, 11:55 PM   #3191
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In the production center of my old job we had an industrial vacuum packing machine. We vacuum packed EVERYTHING in a coworker's office while they were on vacation and put it all back. When he came back we found out he left his sense of humor on vacation.
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Old 04-01-2011, 07:32 AM   #3192
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Here is a link to some great posters to put up next to your printers at work. Going to do this in my department...should be great

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/commen...printer_april/
If I was working, I'd do this on every single printer/copier in the building in my former job.
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Old 04-01-2011, 07:34 AM   #3193
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Am I missing something other than just swapping the keys around? If you want to do it really mean, go in through Microsoft Word and actually change the mapping so every time they hit a particular key, something else comes up.
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Old 04-01-2011, 07:39 AM   #3194
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Am I missing something other than just swapping the keys around? If you want to do it really mean, go in through Microsoft Word and actually change the mapping so every time they hit a particular key, something else comes up.
Evidently Rico-Sux.
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Old 04-01-2011, 09:04 AM   #3195
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Am I missing something other than just swapping the keys around? If you want to do it really mean, go in through Microsoft Word and actually change the mapping so every time they hit a particular key, something else comes up.
Yes, you are missing something. It is a picture and it is funny, hence why it is in this thread.
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Old 04-01-2011, 09:17 AM   #3196
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Old 04-01-2011, 09:44 AM   #3197
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Old 04-01-2011, 11:28 AM   #3198
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Yes, you are missing something. It is a picture and it is funny, hence why it is in this thread.
also the "P" is missing is it not?
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Evidently Rico-Sux.
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The Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act (commonly referred to as RICO Act or RICO) is a United States federal law that provides for extended criminal penalties and a civil cause of action for acts performed as part of an ongoing criminal organization. RICO was enacted by section 901(a) of the Organized Crime Control Act of 1970 (Pub.L. 91-452, 84 Stat. 922, enacted October 15, 1970). RICO is codified as Chapter 96 of Title 18 of the United States Code, 18 U.S.C. § 1961–1968. While its intended use was to prosecute the Mafia as well as others who were actively engaged in organized crime, its application has been more widespread.
It is commonly used to obtain wire-tapping, etc. It makes communication very difficult for organized crime because everything they do it monitored.
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