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Old 10-22-2010, 07:36 AM   #2241
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reminds me of our trip back from Afghanistan and unloading all the troop bags of the trucks passing them along the line and one bag started vibrating as it was being pasted down the line.....I can venture a guess it wasn't her alarm clock
Several years ago I was involved in several military projects. One was at a avionics training facility that was classified, so you had to pass through man gates and briefcases, purses, etc were always subject to search. One unfortunate lass was chosen and the little brother to that giant on the road was found in her purse. I don't think I have ever seen someone turn that shade of red before or since!
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Old 10-22-2010, 05:02 PM   #2244
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Old 10-22-2010, 05:05 PM   #2245
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Speaking of dildos, a local policeman and his partner are under investigation due to a lawsuit filed by a confidential informant. The lawsuit alleges both officers took pictures of sex toys in her home without her permission and even put one of them in the seat of her car.

One of those being investigated was one of the groomsman in my wedding. He's being mentioned in stories, but nowhere near the trouble his partner is in.
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Old 10-22-2010, 09:09 PM   #2246
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What a picture... makes me want to heave up my dinner...
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Old 10-22-2010, 11:01 PM   #2247
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Old 10-23-2010, 11:22 AM   #2248
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Old 10-23-2010, 03:12 PM   #2249
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Old 10-23-2010, 05:57 PM   #2251
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It's a chop, but it is funny

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