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Old 12-15-2010, 09:20 AM   #1
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Old 12-15-2010, 10:49 AM   #4
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Old 12-15-2010, 11:13 AM   #6
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and the scent of my stog' keeps the whiners at bay.
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Old 12-15-2010, 12:23 PM   #9
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Thus a bacon wrapped apple makes everything OK
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The smells of Ben Gay, Icy Hot, Preparation H
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Old 12-15-2010, 02:32 PM   #13
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