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Old 10-03-2010, 01:21 PM   #1
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golfer-offer? fail.
Beats rhyming "golfer"... with... "golfer."
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Old 10-03-2010, 03:28 PM   #2
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Beats rhyming "golfer"... with... "golfer."
I didn't, Joe....I rhymed golfer with "golfer".
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Old 10-03-2010, 11:55 PM   #3
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Then I saw the rolling pin,
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Old 10-04-2010, 01:44 AM   #4
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She found panties in my car.
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Old 10-04-2010, 01:49 AM   #5
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She found panties in my car.


You're supposed to start a new one right away too....I will crank one up if I don't see you hit it up.
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Old 10-04-2010, 01:50 AM   #6
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I just dropped everything I'm doing,
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Old 10-04-2010, 02:09 AM   #7
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For the new woman I'm wooing,
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Old 10-04-2010, 10:11 AM   #8
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Even though some say she's a witch,
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Old 10-04-2010, 10:19 AM   #9
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I don't think I'll switch,
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She is much too fond of the screwing.
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Smoking my cigar in the rain,
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Old 10-04-2010, 10:24 AM   #12
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keeping it lit can be a pain,
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So I huff and I puff,
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Old 10-04-2010, 10:37 AM   #14
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I'll admit it is tough
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from cursing I cannot refrain.
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Baseball playoffs are near,
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but my team bit a biscuit, this year.
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Same as the season before,
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My team if golfing, for sure,
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so I'll go just to cry in my beer.
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