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08-12-2010, 01:25 PM | #1 |
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Must be future engineers...
While visiting Annapolis, a lady tourist noticed several students on their hands and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand.
"What are they doing?" she asked the tour guide. "Each year," he replied with a grin, "the upperclassmen ask the freshmen how many bricks it took to finish paving this courtyard." When they were out of earshot of the freshmen, the curious lady asked the guide: "So, what's the answer?" The guide replied: "One."
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08-18-2010, 05:57 PM | #5 |
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Re: Must be future engineers...
I like the obvious ones that are always overthought! Well done.
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08-18-2010, 07:22 PM | #7 |
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Re: Must be future engineers...
I like to ask grad students this question:
What is the shortest distance between two points? You see, the average student immediately goes back to some half remembered statement from a 7th grade teacher but the question that they answer is "What is the shortest distance between any two points?" rather than the one I asked. The answer to the question I asked? Zero. It is as important to understand the question as it is to know the answer.
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08-18-2010, 08:00 PM | #8 | |
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08-19-2010, 12:11 PM | #9 | |
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08-19-2010, 12:18 PM | #10 | |
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For "any two points" you do not get to pick the points, merely state that the distance (in 2 and 3 dimensional space but not in higher spaces) is represented by the straight line path between the two points. The word "any" makes them completely different questions.
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08-19-2010, 12:26 PM | #11 | |
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08-19-2010, 04:17 PM | #12 | |
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The whole point is to pick on the lack of accuracy in the English language.
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08-19-2010, 10:13 PM | #13 | |
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I understand that.. My point is that if you can place two points infinitesmally close together, you can draw and infinitesmally small line between them... thus making that answer still true. However, if the points are coincident (sharing the same space) then the answer is zero and not a line because the line wouldn't be between them. No where did I say a line was a point, even though, technically you could argue an infinitesmally small line is a point because a point has no length or diameter, or width or anything. I completely derailed this thread, sorry. |
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