Anyone Ever Do This Before?

longknocker · 07-01-2010, 05:10 PM

OK, I'm On Vacation & Ready To Smoke A Good One. Pulled A Nice, Well Aged RP Decade Out Of The Humi And Went Outside. I Got Involved In Cleaning The Pool For Awhile, Came Back To My Easy Chair On The Porch & Couldn't Find My Smoke!

I Looked Everywhere For It! Even Went Back Inside The House, Garage, Retraced My Steps, & Still Couldn't Find It!

After 30 minutes, I Found It Resting, Hidden Underneath My Seat Where It Must Have Fallen!

This Ever Happen To Anyone Else? Maybe I'm Just Getting "Old"!

07-01-2010, 05:11 PM

Yeah, I have had that happen. I found the cat batting it around under my table on the patio.

I hate that damn cat.

RevSmoke · 07-01-2010, 05:21 PM

Yeah, once. I came back and found the dog sitting there in the chase lounge with a cigar in his chops, a snifter of brandy on the table, reading the paper.

longknocker · 07-01-2010, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darrell

Yeah, I have had that happen. I found the cat batting it around under my table on the patio.

I hate that damn cat.

Quote:

Originally Posted by RevSmoke

Yeah, once. I came back and found the dog sitting there in the chase lounge with a cigar in his chops, a snifter of brandy on the table, reading the paper.

Skywalker · 07-01-2010, 05:24 PM

All the dang time!!!

Cigars, keys, glasses, my cup of coffee...

I hate getting old!!!

Mr B · 07-01-2010, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skywalker

All the dang time!!!

Cigars, keys, glasses, my cup of coffee...

I hate getting old!!!

Short term memory loss....Chico....hmmmmm

hotreds · 07-01-2010, 06:22 PM

Wait- what was the question again?

longknocker · 07-01-2010, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by hotreds

Wait- what was the question again?

68TriShield · 07-01-2010, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by longknocker

This Ever Happen To Anyone Else? Maybe I'm Just Getting "Old"!

Not me,you must be getting old.

longknocker · 07-01-2010, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 68TriShield

Not me,you must be getting old.

Thanks, Brother!

jonumberone · 07-01-2010, 06:40 PM

I've never misplaced a cigar, but I have spent half an hour looking for a cigarette that was behind my ear!

sikk50 · 07-01-2010, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B

Short term memory loss....Chico....hmmmmm

That must be it cus I have the same problem all the time

kelmac07 · 07-01-2010, 06:46 PM

Not yet...

longknocker · 07-01-2010, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by kelmac07

Not yet...

I Was Waiting For That!

Don Fernando · 07-01-2010, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by longknocker

Maybe I'm Just Getting "Old"!

You're not getting old Greg. You're already there!

I had the same thing with my pipe tool yesterday. Thought I put it on the table, filled my pipe with tobacco and then I couldn't find the pipe tool anywhere. Turned out I put it in my pocket instead of putting it on the table.

Scottw · 07-01-2010, 07:48 PM

I'd lose my ass if it wasn't attached to me sometimes.

macsauce13 · 07-01-2010, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skywalker

All the dang time!!!

Cigars, keys, glasses, my cup of coffee...

I hate getting old!!!

I'm 21, and this is the story of my life!

MarkinAZ · 07-01-2010, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by longknocker

After 30 minutes, I Found It Resting, Hidden Underneath My Seat Where It Must Have Fallen!

Whats wrong with you?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skywalker

All the dang time!!!
Cigars, keys, glasses, my cup of coffee...
I hate getting old!!!

Fess up Darrell. You forgot to mention the kid

As for me, I've never lost a stogie (yet), but the car keys have simply walked away from time to time...

Chingas · 07-01-2010, 11:06 PM

It may have been the acid but I seen the little bastard grow arms and legs, steal my lighter, lit itself on fire and smoked itself right in front of me!

Never got the chance to ask if it was a good smoke or not, just left a nub behind.

Old Sailor · 07-01-2010, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 68TriShield

Not me,you must be getting old.

Listen to this!!

07-01-2010, 05:10 PM	#1
longknocker Postwhore Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Mobile, Alabama Posts: 11,162 Trading: (82)	Anyone Ever Do This Before? OK, I'm On Vacation & Ready To Smoke A Good One. Pulled A Nice, Well Aged RP Decade Out Of The Humi And Went Outside. I Got Involved In Cleaning The Pool For Awhile, Came Back To My Easy Chair On The Porch & Couldn't Find My Smoke! I Looked Everywhere For It! Even Went Back Inside The House, Garage, Retraced My Steps, & Still Couldn't Find It! After 30 minutes, I Found It Resting, Hidden Underneath My Seat Where It Must Have Fallen! This Ever Happen To Anyone Else? Maybe I'm Just Getting "Old"!

07-01-2010, 05:11 PM	#2
Darrell Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Anyone Ever Do This Before? Yeah, I have had that happen. I found the cat batting it around under my table on the patio. I hate that damn cat.

07-01-2010, 05:21 PM	#3
RevSmoke Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Todd Location: Northcentral woods of Wisconsin Posts: 6,849 Trading: (51)	Re: Anyone Ever Do This Before? Yeah, once. I came back and found the dog sitting there in the chase lounge with a cigar in his chops, a snifter of brandy on the table, reading the paper. __________________ Todd__ "Smoke what you like, and enjoy it!"

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Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Anyone Ever Do This Before? All the dang time!!! Cigars, keys, glasses, my cup of coffee... I hate getting old!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

07-01-2010, 06:22 PM	#7
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jonumberone Raw Dog Join Date: Jun 2010 First Name: Dom Location: Exit 8A Posts: 6,484 Trading: (62)	Re: Anyone Ever Do This Before? I've never misplaced a cigar, but I have spent half an hour looking for a cigarette that was behind my ear! __________________ Sex junkie looking for a dealer

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kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Anyone Ever Do This Before? Not yet... __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

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Scottw Going Commando Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Sussex, NJ Posts: 2,815 Trading: (6)	Re: Anyone Ever Do This Before? I'd lose my ass if it wasn't attached to me sometimes. __________________ "Ray when someone asks you if your a GOD you say yes."

07-01-2010, 11:06 PM	#19
Chingas Death Is Waiting Join Date: Jun 2010 First Name: Chingas Location: Slayerville, Jersey Posts: 5,295 Trading: (35)	Re: Anyone Ever Do This Before? It may have been the acid but I seen the little bastard grow arms and legs, steal my lighter, lit itself on fire and smoked itself right in front of me! Never got the chance to ask if it was a good smoke or not, just left a nub behind. __________________ ---Chingas--- ---Team Death Bomb Squad: Captain---

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