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Old 06-01-2010, 03:57 PM   #1
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You never know but someday your great great grandkids may want to know something about you. The census records might be their starting point.
I was thinking that the world might be a better place if my gene pool dried up.
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Old 06-01-2010, 03:54 PM   #2
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i lost my form, i think my cats used it as a plaything...dunno where it went. worker came twice, I wasn't home. Once I was herfin, second time I was getting my mac worked on, third time we were home. Wife took care of it.
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Old 06-01-2010, 03:59 PM   #3
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YES IT'S IN THE CONSTITUTION TO HAVE A CENSUS:

The U.S. Constitution empowers the Congress to carry out the census in "such manner as they shall by Law direct" (Article I, Section 2)

LAW YOU WILL BE VIOLATING (not a constitutional law) IF YOU DO NOT ANSWER:

13 U.S.C. § 221 : US Code - Section 221: Refusal or neglect to answer questions; false answers
Search 13 U.S.C. § 221 : US Code - Section 221: Refusal or neglect to answer questions; false answers

(a) Whoever, being over eighteen years of age, refuses or
willfully neglects, when requested by the Secretary, or by any
other authorized officer or employee of the Department of Commerce
or bureau or agency thereof acting under the instructions of the
Secretary or authorized officer, to answer, to the best of his
knowledge, any of the questions on any schedule submitted to him in
connection with any census or survey provided for by subchapters I,
II, IV, and V of chapter 5 of this title, applying to himself or to
the family to which he belongs or is related, or to the farm or
farms of which he or his family is the occupant, shall be fined not
more than $100.

(b) Whoever, when answering questions described in subsection (a)
of this section, and under the conditions or circumstances
described in such subsection, willfully gives any answer that is
false, shall be fined not more than $500.

(c) Notwithstanding any other provision of this title, no person
shall be compelled to disclose information relative to his
religious beliefs or to membership in a religious body.
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Old 06-01-2010, 06:22 PM   #4
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It is a count and nothing more. I had a Census worker stop by my house on Saturday and he ask me why I did not turn in my form and I told him that I actually did turn in the first of 3 forms that I received. He then said that they did not receive it and wanted to ask me a few questions. I told him that was fine and that there were 3 people living in my house. He then asked me if he could get my name and I told him NO. He seemed shocked that someone would actually tell him no, he then asked me again if he could have my name and again I told him NO. He thanked me for my time and left. I did have a copy of the Constitution sitting next to the door just in case but I did not need it.
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Old 06-01-2010, 06:27 PM   #5
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It is a count and nothing more. I had a Census worker stop by my house on Saturday and he ask me why I did not turn in my form and I told him that I actually did turn in the first of 3 forms that I received. He then said that they did not receive it and wanted to ask me a few questions. I told him that was fine and that there were 3 people living in my house. He then asked me if he could get my name and I told him NO. He seemed shocked that someone would actually tell him no, he then asked me again if he could have my name and again I told him NO. He thanked me for my time and left. I did have a copy of the Constitution sitting next to the door just in case but I did not need it.
You can expect another visit. Why would you post your name in a public forum but not give it when required by law?
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Old 06-01-2010, 06:30 PM   #6
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If people really believe that the census is so onerous or is somehow against either the US constitution or federal law, they always have the right to renounce their citizenship and move some place more to their liking.

I'll help them pack.
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Old 06-01-2010, 11:09 PM   #7
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If people really believe that the census is so onerous or is somehow against either the US constitution or federal law, they always have the right to renounce their citizenship and move some place more to their liking.

I'll help them pack.
ha ha ha... one way cruises and airfare can be paid for with the tax funds that originally went to taking their census info
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Old 06-02-2010, 01:05 PM   #8
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If people really believe that the census is so onerous or is somehow against either the US constitution or federal law, they always have the right to renounce their citizenship and move some place more to their liking.

I'll help them pack.
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Old 06-01-2010, 06:41 PM   #9
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It is a count and nothing more. I had a Census worker stop by my house on Saturday and he ask me why I did not turn in my form and I told him that I actually did turn in the first of 3 forms that I received. He then said that they did not receive it and wanted to ask me a few questions. I told him that was fine and that there were 3 people living in my house. He then asked me if he could get my name and I told him NO. He seemed shocked that someone would actually tell him no, he then asked me again if he could have my name and again I told him NO. He thanked me for my time and left. I did have a copy of the Constitution sitting next to the door just in case but I did not need it.
I'm with you. The census is a count.
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Old 06-01-2010, 08:53 PM   #10
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I did have a copy of the Constitution sitting next to the door just in case but I did not need it.
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Old 06-01-2010, 07:00 PM   #11
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They don't get any information that anyone couldn't get with about 3 minutes work on the internet, so why stress it?
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Old 06-01-2010, 08:33 PM   #12
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They don't get any information that anyone couldn't get with about 3 minutes work on the internet, so why stress it?
Shhhh....their watching us right now.
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Old 06-01-2010, 11:00 PM   #13
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I filled mine out back in March... I moved two weeks ago and apparently the census workers are a little too slow to figure out that people move in and out of apartments year round. I've been visited twice now in the new apartment, and I stated the same thing, that I just moved in and that I filled it out where I used to live. Told them to check with the management office to figure out where the former resident is (they actually asked me where the former resident was, as if I'd know). I'm expecting a third visit. If that happens, I won't be happy.
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At least you don't have to ride a donkey all the way back to Bethlehem.
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Old 06-02-2010, 12:41 PM   #16
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At least you don't have to ride a donkey all the way back to Bethlehem.
then why do people calling me a jackass?
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then why do people calling me a jackass?
because YOU were ridden all the way to Bethlehem. Different situation all together.
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Just fill out the paper!
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Old 06-02-2010, 02:29 PM   #19
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That's great, I really enjoy the old Clint Eastwood spaghetti westerns.

Census time down here turns into a circus - its great fun to see them filling out the forms on their own.
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