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Old 05-22-2010, 11:23 AM   #21
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Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and they stink.
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Old 05-22-2010, 11:27 AM   #22
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"...as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockin' chairs."
Well, dip my balls in buttermilk and squat me in a roomful of kittens.
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Old 05-22-2010, 11:32 AM   #23
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Some of mine are;
No balls no blue chips
I'm all in
Fortune favors the bold
Whats shakin or Whats shakin bacon
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Old 05-22-2010, 11:52 AM   #24
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The glass is always half-full.
Peter gets short poured all the time.
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Old 05-22-2010, 01:57 PM   #25
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Things are more like today than they've ever been before.
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Old 05-22-2010, 02:59 PM   #26
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ROFLMAO.......

dude, that's bout as crazy as a sprayed cockroach
Grits are grocery's though.
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Old 05-22-2010, 03:23 PM   #27
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ead, mike
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Old 05-22-2010, 03:43 PM   #28
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This is ironic. I was about to post STFU Huy! So without further ado,
STFU Huy!
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Old 05-22-2010, 03:52 PM   #29
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If my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.
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Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6

Is the Bear Catholic?

Does the Pope poop in the woods.
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Old 05-22-2010, 05:26 PM   #31
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Sweating Like a Whore in church!
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Old 05-22-2010, 05:28 PM   #32
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that dog won't hunt
kiss my ash
kiss my fuzzy white Irish azz
I don't give a rats azz
I am smiling
why is the rum gone
damn hodgie
you were serious about that
get off my lawn
yes that was a smile
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Old 05-22-2010, 05:37 PM   #33
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"That's about as useless as teets on a boar-hog."[/i]
I use that one a lot ... all the city folk just look at me.

When everyone is gossiping about someone, I like to say ... "Good thing I'm normal." They get the message pretty quick.
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Old 05-22-2010, 06:58 PM   #34
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I don't give'em hell, I just tell the truth and they think its hell!!
Harry S. Truman.
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Old 05-22-2010, 08:15 PM   #35
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There is no "I" in team but there are 3 "U"s in shut the **** up!
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Old 05-22-2010, 08:20 PM   #36
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We sleep safe in our beds at night because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm.
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Old 05-22-2010, 08:55 PM   #37
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yes that was a smile
Kinda hard to tell with the two of us huh Alex.
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Old 05-22-2010, 09:35 PM   #38
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A fool and his money are soon parted, Well then how did the fool get the money in the first place?
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Old 05-22-2010, 09:42 PM   #39
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There's no "I" in team, but there's three "U's" in shut the fu@k up!
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Old 05-22-2010, 09:53 PM   #40
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Said by Aaron(lostark) at the last S.H.I.T. herf: "When in doubt, whip it out"

That went over like a fart in church
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