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Old 05-06-2010, 10:03 PM   #1
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you: see the weather report last night?
her: uhh no
you: me neither, but you can still expect 7 inches tonight
How's that workin' for ya?
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Old 05-06-2010, 10:05 PM   #2
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How's that workin' for ya?
i'm engaged so i haven't been getting any for awhile. but i've been randomly texting friends of mine with it, some laugh some like it...it comes and goes
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...it comes and goes
That's what she said.
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That's what she said.
don't i wish
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Old 05-07-2010, 12:16 AM   #5
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That's what she said.
I see what you did there
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i'm engaged so i haven't been getting any for awhile.
You think you have problems now...
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Old 05-07-2010, 06:25 AM   #7
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you: see the weather report last night?
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How's that workin' for ya?
Not as forecasted
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Hey, wanna come back to my place order a pizza and get it on?... What you don't like pizza?
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