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Old 04-29-2010, 08:38 PM   #1
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Default Chelsea Clinton has a request for her Dad

Yahoo shows that Chelsea has a pre-wedding request for her dad.

"Please don’t supply the cigars... "
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Old 04-29-2010, 08:42 PM   #2
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Old 04-29-2010, 09:14 PM   #3
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Love it!! More Gurhkas please!!
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Old 04-29-2010, 09:27 PM   #4
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Old 04-29-2010, 09:29 PM   #5
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Was it a Gurhka that he used?
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Old 04-29-2010, 09:30 PM   #6
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Default Re: Chelsea Clinton has a request for her Dad

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Was it a Gurhka that he used?
I don't think that I want to know
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Old 04-30-2010, 08:19 AM   #7
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Was it a Gurhka that he used?
Well if your gonna ruin a cigar it might as well be a Gurkha!
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Old 04-30-2010, 09:10 AM   #8
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Default Re: Chelsea Clinton has a request for her Dad

Rumor has it that Gurhka sent Clinton boxes of each cigar they produced while he was in office. Now how true that is...got me!!
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Old 04-30-2010, 10:09 AM   #9
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Ewwwwwwww
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Old 05-01-2010, 12:46 PM   #11
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Default Re: Chelsea Clinton has a request for her Dad

Gurhka has recently released the following statement, "Bill Clinton would not smoke anything short of the best-of-the-best, thus why he kept several Gurkha Cigars, producers of the most expensive cigars in the world, around his office for special occasions. Several inside sources have finally confirmed that Gurkha Cigars was indeed the cigar that was used between Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton. It was in fact the Grand Reserve Gurkha Cigar, which has been reported to be one of Bill Clinton’s favorite stogies!"

http://www.examiner.com/x-4346-Cigar...brand-revealed


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Old 05-01-2010, 02:45 PM   #12
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Old 05-01-2010, 04:36 PM   #13
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Default Re: Chelsea Clinton has a request for her Dad

They said Gurkha is the "Rolls Royce" of cigars......now that is funny.
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Old 05-01-2010, 04:38 PM   #14
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Now thats just funny!!!!
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