Signs you are broke...

Steve · 04-15-2010, 09:04 AM

(Sadly, I feel like I resemble some of these!)

- American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"
- Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.
- You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
- You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.
- Long distance companies don't call you to switch.
- You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.
- Your rob Peter...and then rob Paul.
- You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.
- You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
- Your bologna has no first name.
- McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.
- At communion you go back for seconds.

G G · 04-15-2010, 09:43 AM

bvilchez · 04-15-2010, 10:35 AM

Your bologna has no first name....classic
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OLS · 04-15-2010, 10:49 AM

They forgot the most relevant one. You get cigars shipped to you that have a Cue-ba
hologram on them and you shrug your shoulders and think instead about the deal you got.

kelmac07 · 04-15-2010, 08:30 PM

Nice!!!

hotreds · 04-15-2010, 08:37 PM

I guess I'm broke!

04-16-2010, 05:53 AM

Love it! Thankyou for the laughs, especially this >Your rob Peter...and then rob Paul. ROTFLMAO.

05-01-2010, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bvilchez

Your bologna has no first name....classic
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captain53 · 05-01-2010, 04:32 PM

They left one off that my old dad used to tell me:

When you know your lawyers phone number without looking it up.

04-15-2010, 09:04 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Signs you are broke... (Sadly, I feel like I resemble some of these!) - American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!" - Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant. - You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank. - You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln. - Long distance companies don't call you to switch. - You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes. - Your rob Peter...and then rob Paul. - You finally clean your house, hoping to find change. - You think of a lottery ticket as an investment. - Your bologna has no first name. - McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments. - At communion you go back for seconds. __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

04-15-2010, 09:43 AM	#2
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,731 Trading: (10)	Re: Signs you are broke...

04-15-2010, 10:35 AM	#3
bvilchez En búsqueda..... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Bolivar aka Jay Location: Back in SoCal Posts: 3,202 Trading: (76)	Re: Signs you are broke... Your bologna has no first name....classic Posted via Mobile Device

04-15-2010, 10:49 AM	#4
OLS Suck It Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Brad Location: TN Posts: 7,912 Trading: (19)	Re: Signs you are broke... They forgot the most relevant one. You get cigars shipped to you that have a Cue-ba hologram on them and you shrug your shoulders and think instead about the deal you got.

04-15-2010, 08:30 PM	#5
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Signs you are broke... Nice!!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

04-15-2010, 08:37 PM	#6
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,665 Trading: (63)	Re: Signs you are broke... I guess I'm broke! __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

04-16-2010, 05:53 AM	#7
Tashaz Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Signs you are broke... Love it! Thankyou for the laughs, especially this >Your rob Peter...and then rob Paul. ROTFLMAO.

05-01-2010, 04:32 PM	#9
captain53 Have My Own Room Join Date: Jul 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Lake of the Ozarks & Austin, TX Posts: 1,333 Trading: (3)	Re: Signs you are broke... They left one off that my old dad used to tell me: When you know your lawyers phone number without looking it up.

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