golfers best game

SNKBYT · 03-30-2010, 08:22 AM

A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second. On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf. He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the hospital. He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a 64, setting a new club record. He was jubilant - then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition. The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your round of golf didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out enjoying yourself at the country club, your wife has been languishing in the ICU! She will require round the clock care and you will be her care giver! She will need IV's and have to be spoon-fed 3 times a day for the rest of her life." The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed. The doctor smiled and said, "I'm just messing with you. She's dead. What'd you shoot?"

shilala · 03-30-2010, 08:25 AM

lol. That's awful. Still made me laugh my ass off..

03-30-2010, 08:33 AM

04-01-2010, 08:38 AM

Thats terrible...yet....Priceless!

kelmac07 · 04-01-2010, 08:53 AM

That's as wrong as two boys in bed...but funny as hell!!

longknocker · 04-01-2010, 09:00 AM

Just The Way Most Golfers Feel, Unfortunately!

G G · 04-01-2010, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by shilala

lol. That's awful. Still made me laugh my ass off..

MedicCook · 04-01-2010, 10:20 AM

03-30-2010, 08:22 AM	#1
SNKBYT PATRIOT and VETERAN Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Alex Location: SWEET HOME ALABAMA Posts: 3,289 Trading: (30)	golfers best game A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second. On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf. He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the hospital. He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a 64, setting a new club record. He was jubilant - then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition. The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your round of golf didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out enjoying yourself at the country club, your wife has been languishing in the ICU! She will require round the clock care and you will be her care giver! She will need IV's and have to be spoon-fed 3 times a day for the rest of her life." The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed. The doctor smiled and said, "I'm just messing with you. She's dead. What'd you shoot?" __________________ "IF YOU WANT TO TAKE MY FREEDOM, MAKE DAMN SURE THAT YOU'RE AS PASSSIONATE ABOUT TAKING IT AS I AM ABOUT KEEPING IT"

03-30-2010, 08:25 AM	#2
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: golfers best game lol. That's awful. Still made me laugh my ass off.. __________________

03-30-2010, 08:33 AM	#3
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04-01-2010, 08:38 AM	#4
NeverEnoughStick Guest Posts: n/a	Re: golfers best game Thats terrible...yet....Priceless!

04-01-2010, 08:53 AM	#5
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: golfers best game That's as wrong as two boys in bed...but funny as hell!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

04-01-2010, 09:00 AM	#6
longknocker Postwhore Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Mobile, Alabama Posts: 11,174 Trading: (82)	Re: golfers best game Just The Way Most Golfers Feel, Unfortunately!

04-01-2010, 10:20 AM	#8
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: golfers best game __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

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