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Old 03-16-2010, 01:43 AM   #1
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Call the Nestle Hot line at 1-800-295-0051.

When asked if you want to continue in English or Spanish, wait quietly for about 10 seconds and you will smile.

Keep going and press 4. Choose any of the options you like and enjoy.

Don't spoil the surprise.
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Old 03-16-2010, 01:53 AM   #2
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Lulz were had. Would call again.
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Old 03-16-2010, 02:45 AM   #3
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Silly.
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Old 03-16-2010, 05:59 AM   #4
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morning chortle
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Old 03-23-2010, 01:14 PM   #5
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All I get is a busy signal
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Old 03-23-2010, 01:43 PM   #6
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Apparently, we've overloaded their system.
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Old 03-23-2010, 02:03 PM   #7
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Old 03-23-2010, 02:09 PM   #8
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Haha, thats pretty funny!
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Old 03-23-2010, 06:29 PM   #9
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That was good
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Old 03-23-2010, 06:51 PM   #10
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LOL - someone is overloading the line, busy for me too!
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Old 03-23-2010, 09:22 PM   #11
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I got sweet phone sex!!!
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Old 03-23-2010, 09:29 PM   #12
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busy signal for me
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