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Old 02-18-2010, 04:20 PM   #1
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This reminded me of something... I just can't remember what it was...

http://www.cigarsinternational.com/p...le%20Happiness
TEN inches x 48 RG and just think! You could smoke all of it, or just half!!!
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Old 02-18-2010, 04:23 PM   #2
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This reminded me of something... I just can't remember what it was...


This makes me want to smoke a whole Lusitania.
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Old 02-18-2010, 04:24 PM   #3
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Default Re: Why, That cigar is too BIG, sir! Can you cut it in half for me?
Oh dear god. Why?


I think I can make a home made Monty A like that.
When one A is not enough you got two.
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Old 02-18-2010, 04:27 PM   #4
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Old 02-18-2010, 04:28 PM   #5
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Default Re: Why, That cigar is too BIG, sir! Can you cut it in half for me?
I was just thinking about posting this yesterday. what a ridiculous gimmick
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Sorry Pete,they are on back order
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Old 02-18-2010, 04:40 PM   #7
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It's a funny thing that could be tried
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Old 02-18-2010, 04:41 PM   #8
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Default Re: Why, That cigar is too BIG, sir! Can you cut it in half for me?
I saw these in their new catalog too. Hey, wasn't there some crappy Filipino cigar called Double Happiness not too long ago? I thought I'd ask, as you guys are experts on crappy cigars.
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Old 02-18-2010, 04:41 PM   #9
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WTF?? Really?
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Old 02-18-2010, 04:44 PM   #10
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Reminds me of the Alec Bradley Maxx Ego, 9 1/4" by 50 rg.
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Old 02-18-2010, 04:44 PM   #11
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wow, just wow
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Old 02-18-2010, 04:46 PM   #12
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I've seen a dish called "Double Happiness" on the menu at a Chinese restaurant. This is an absolutely stupid gimmick, but hey, this is CI we're talking about here.
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I saw these in their new catalog too. Hey, wasn't there some crappy Filipino cigar called Double Happiness not too long ago? I thought I'd ask, as you guys are experts on crappy cigars.
Look at the bottom most "cigar" in the picture...
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Old 02-18-2010, 04:51 PM   #14
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I saw these in their new catalog too. Hey, wasn't there some crappy Filipino cigar called Double Happiness not too long ago? I thought I'd ask, as you guys are experts on crappy cigars.
Yes, I believe the same factory as the original Fighting ****.
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Old 02-18-2010, 04:55 PM   #15
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This reminded me of something... I just can't remember what it was...

http://www.cigarsinternational.com/p...le%20Happiness
TEN inches x 48 RG and just think! You could smoke all of it, or just half!!!
I saw that and merely shook my head...
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Old 02-18-2010, 04:56 PM   #16
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I'd like to smoke one with you like that spaghetti scene in Lady & The Tramp. How do you light the middle?

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I've seen a dish called "Double Happiness" on the menu at a Chinese restaurant. This is an absolutely stupid gimmick, but hey, this is CI we're talking about here.
You can get a Double Happiness at certain massage parlors, or so I hear...
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Greatest idea ever, I hope Habanos SA is seeing this. Pure brilliance. If they weren't backordered I would be all over this like flies on poop.
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Old 02-18-2010, 05:18 PM   #19
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I must admit, I kind of like the artwork. How much would they charge me for a box, iffn they kept the stinkin' smokes?
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Yes, I believe the same factory as the original Fighting ****.
Yep. And IIRC, CA even gave them decent ratings at the time. But that's not saying much, they also highly rated such gems as Dr. Sila...
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