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Old 02-09-2010, 09:14 AM   #1
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Default Hooray for Apple!!!


Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iBoob will cost from $1499 to $1699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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Old 02-09-2010, 09:31 AM   #2
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Top notch!!!





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Old 02-09-2010, 09:38 AM   #3
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That's great
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Old 02-09-2010, 10:10 AM   #4
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I'm gonna apply to be an Apple Genius so I can get some hands on experience with these.
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Old 02-09-2010, 10:17 AM   #5
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Hooray indeed!
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Old 02-09-2010, 09:05 PM   #6
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Made my wife also .
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Old 02-09-2010, 09:06 PM   #7
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+1
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Old 02-09-2010, 11:25 PM   #8
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I can't wait to "handle" the controls on one of them!
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Old 02-09-2010, 11:32 PM   #9
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Do you have any post install photos?
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Old 02-10-2010, 05:52 AM   #10
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Nice!!
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