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01-24-2010, 12:34 PM
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Ephesians 2:8
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The Sheer Nightgown
A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his
wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself." She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!" He never heard the shot. Funeral on Thursday at noon. Closed coffin......donations in lieu of flowers to the National Association for Retarded Husbands (NARH).
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01-24-2010, 07:36 PM
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Just plain insane!
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Re: The Sheer Nightgown
That is awesome... yet disgusting!!!
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01-25-2010, 12:49 AM
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Mila smoked my cigar
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Re: The Sheer Nightgown
The truth hurts everyone.
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01-25-2010, 08:18 PM
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Have My Own Room
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Re: The Sheer Nightgown
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