Christmas Bike

IBQTEE1 · 12-16-2009, 10:11 AM

A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

TripleF · 12-16-2009, 10:46 AM

bobarian · 12-16-2009, 11:00 AM

Coach Deg · 12-16-2009, 11:02 AM

Lmao

G G · 12-17-2009, 07:29 PM

Now that's funny.

Steve · 12-22-2009, 10:48 AM

Starscream · 12-22-2009, 12:54 PM

icehog3 · 12-22-2009, 02:18 PM

Then he tased her and charged her with prostitution.

Steve · 12-22-2009, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

Then he tased her and charged her with prostitution.

12-16-2009, 10:11 AM	#1
IBQTEE1 Crazy K Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kristin Location: Here and there Posts: 2,563 Trading: (6)	Christmas Bike A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top." __________________ It's a Good Day to Smoke a Cigar!!!

12-16-2009, 10:46 AM	#2
TripleF 11/11/11 EPIC IV Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Clearwater, FL Posts: 5,626 Trading: (176)	Re: Christmas Bike __________________ Cool Cigar Shirts, Stickers & More

12-16-2009, 11:00 AM	#3
bobarian Cranky Habanophile Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Wine Country Posts: 8,869 Trading: (51)	Re: Christmas Bike

12-16-2009, 11:02 AM	#4
Coach Deg C O W eieio. Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Mike Location: Hudson, FL Posts: 2,853 Trading: (59)	Re: Christmas Bike Lmao

12-17-2009, 07:29 PM	#5
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: Christmas Bike Now that's funny.

12-22-2009, 10:48 AM	#6
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Christmas Bike __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

12-22-2009, 12:54 PM	#7
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: Christmas Bike __________________ Insert quote here.

12-22-2009, 02:18 PM	#8
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,440 Trading: (60)	Re: Christmas Bike Then he tased her and charged her with prostitution. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

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