A Beer before it starts:

TXRebel · 11-07-2008, 08:44 AM

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.

When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer, it's gonna start any second."

"That's it!" She blows her top, "You jerk! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
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The husband sighed. "Oh crap, it started."

dunng · 11-07-2008, 08:46 AM

I know that feeling...

Mugen910 · 11-07-2008, 09:04 AM

HAHA!!!! Great!!!

icantbejon · 11-07-2008, 09:43 AM

Outstanding. It rings an eerily familiar bell.

groogs · 11-07-2008, 01:05 PM

I am going to remember that one. I hope my wife appreciates it as much as I do.

ucla695 · 11-07-2008, 01:31 PM

That's a great one!!

kugie · 11-07-2008, 01:34 PM

Funny

11-07-2008, 01:51 PM

Lololol

11-07-2008, 01:56 PM

Too funny!

G G · 11-11-2008, 07:01 PM

I like it.

11-11-2008, 07:06 PM

My wife almost cracked a smile as I read this one out to her.

BirdDok · 11-11-2008, 08:36 PM

My wife actually DID crack a smile. She didn't bring me a beer though.

Quote:

Originally Posted by kayaker

My wife almost cracked a smile as I read this one out to her.

Squid · 11-11-2008, 08:59 PM

That man is living my life!! You would have thought that after being married for 34 years I would have learned how to prepare before it started....NOW I know!

Opusfxd · 11-11-2008, 09:23 PM

Oh man this is so going to get me slapped!!

yourchoice · 11-11-2008, 10:07 PM

That is fantastic. I'm going to have to give that a try and see what happens...

TXRebel · 11-12-2008, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yourchoice

That is fantastic. I'm going to have to give that a try and see what happens...

I tried it once, and my next beer came flying out of the kitchen at me.

11-12-2008, 10:16 AM

11-14-2008, 02:28 PM

yup trying this in t-minus 1 hour.

11-07-2008, 08:44 AM	#1
TXRebel Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Cary Location: Texas Posts: 1,276 Trading: (12)	A Beer before it starts: A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts." She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start." This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer, it's gonna start any second." "That's it!" She blows her top, "You jerk! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?" > > > > > > > > The husband sighed. "Oh crap, it started." __________________ "The government turns every contingency into an excuse for enhancing power in itself."

11-07-2008, 08:46 AM	#2
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: A Beer before it starts: I know that feeling... __________________ MassHole Banter

11-07-2008, 09:04 AM	#3
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: A Beer before it starts: HAHA!!!! Great!!! __________________ I'm not antisocial, I just think people are stupid.

11-07-2008, 09:43 AM	#4
icantbejon Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jon Location: Chester, VA Posts: 1,219 Trading: (10)	Re: A Beer before it starts: Outstanding. It rings an eerily familiar bell. __________________ "Learn to pay attention. Life is hard.....it's even more challenging when you're stupid."

11-07-2008, 01:05 PM	#5
groogs Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Grant Posts: 1,945 Trading: (62)	Re: A Beer before it starts: I am going to remember that one. I hope my wife appreciates it as much as I do.

11-07-2008, 01:31 PM	#6
ucla695 Neither here, nor there Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Pool Posts: 3,696 Trading: (5)	Re: A Beer before it starts: That's a great one!!

11-07-2008, 01:34 PM	#7
kugie Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Billerica, Ma. Posts: 1,376 Trading: (3)	Re: A Beer before it starts: Funny __________________ "Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!" Dr. P. Venkman

11-07-2008, 01:51 PM	#8
Tombstone Guest Posts: n/a	Re: A Beer before it starts: Lololol

11-07-2008, 01:56 PM	#9
Darrell Guest Posts: n/a	Re: A Beer before it starts: Too funny!

11-11-2008, 07:01 PM	#10
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,723 Trading: (10)	Re: A Beer before it starts: I like it.

11-11-2008, 07:06 PM	#11
kayaker Guest Posts: n/a	Re: A Beer before it starts: My wife almost cracked a smile as I read this one out to her.

11-11-2008, 08:59 PM	#13
Squid Old Man Herfer Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Poorhouse, NC Posts: 153 Trading: (1)	Re: A Beer before it starts: That man is living my life!! You would have thought that after being married for 34 years I would have learned how to prepare before it started....NOW I know!

11-11-2008, 09:23 PM	#14
Opusfxd Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Up against Denver's mountains Posts: 270 Trading: (5)	Re: A Beer before it starts: Oh man this is so going to get me slapped!!

11-11-2008, 10:07 PM	#15
yourchoice Down the stretch Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joel Location: South Jersey Posts: 4,091 Trading: (36)	Re: A Beer before it starts: That is fantastic. I'm going to have to give that a try and see what happens...

11-12-2008, 10:16 AM	#17
mrreindeer Guest Posts: n/a	Re: A Beer before it starts:

11-14-2008, 02:28 PM	#18
theycallmedan'lboone Guest Posts: n/a	Re: A Beer before it starts: yup trying this in t-minus 1 hour.

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