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Old 12-16-2009, 08:54 AM   #1
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Default Tiger, what were you thinking of?

Like we haven't had enough about Tiger?

Amazing how one man's garbage is another man's treasure.
How many of you can possibly even remotely imagine drifting away from this?
I couldn't imaging leaving my home for 5 minutes and not be dying to get back there.

Ode to Elin. What a beautiful woman.
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Old 12-16-2009, 08:57 AM   #2
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There is no sound in those pictures....
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Old 12-16-2009, 08:58 AM   #3
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There is no sound in those pictures....
You have to create your own moaning effects.
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Old 12-16-2009, 08:58 AM   #4
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Tiger is a moron. Look at the women he fooled around with. They aren't even near the same league as Elin.
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Old 12-16-2009, 09:01 AM   #6
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...............and my favorite.........may be NSFW...........................

YUMMY!!!!!!!!!





































































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Old 12-16-2009, 09:03 AM   #7
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Tiger is a moron. Look at the women he fooled around with. They aren't even near the same league as Elin.
Some people in this world never feel they have enough.
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Old 12-16-2009, 09:06 AM   #8
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Tiger is a moron. Look at the women he fooled around with. They aren't even near the same league as Elin.
I have heard repeatedly that the going rumor regarding this was that even though he might have had the most BEAUTIFUL of them women as his wife, supposedly there might have been some lacking in the bedroom. That being said, it seems more and more like a psychological problem the more women that come out.
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Default Re: Tiger, what were you thinking of?

I don't understand it either, but it does bring to mind the saying "No matter how good she looks, somebody somewhere is tired of putting up with her shi*!"

Not that I have any experience with that. And not saying that's the case here.
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Old 12-16-2009, 09:10 AM   #10
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I don't understand it either, but it does bring to mind the saying "No matter how good she looks, somebody somewhere is tired of putting up with her shi*!"

Not that I have any experience with that. And not saying that's the case here.
Heck, I have put up with my wife's crap for 27 years and she doesn't look anywhere near Elin.

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Old 12-16-2009, 09:15 AM   #11
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...............and my favorite.........may be NSFW...........................

YUMMY!!!!!!!!!

Wrong Elin. That's Elin Grindemyr, not Elin Nordegren-Woods
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Old 12-16-2009, 09:17 AM   #12
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Wrong Elin. That's Elin Grindemyr, not Elin Nordegren-Woods
Hey,
I said "ode to Elin". Never said Woods.

Good catch.
That is why I put it separate.
Can't put one over on you guys.
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Old 12-16-2009, 09:23 AM   #13
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Wrong Elin. That's Elin Grindemyr, not Elin Nordegren-Woods
Does Elin mean "smokin hot" in Swedish or something?
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Old 12-16-2009, 09:35 AM   #14
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Does Elin mean "smokin hot" in Swedish or something?
Definitely NOT.
Here is the evidence.

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Old 12-16-2009, 09:37 AM   #15
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I didn't read the whole thread so I don't know if it's already been said, but...

No matter how hot a woman is, someone somewhere is sick of her ****.
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Old 12-16-2009, 09:40 AM   #16
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OK,
Back to hot Swedish Elins.

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Old 12-16-2009, 09:43 AM   #17
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No matter how hot a woman is, someone somewhere is sick of her ****.
There is a word for that.............................
.................................................. .......................MARRIAGE!!!!

BTW,
The shoe fits the other foot also.
Ask wives and I bet the same can be said about men.
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Old 12-16-2009, 09:47 AM   #18
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Default Re: Tiger, what were you thinking of?

Can't believe this hasn't been mentioned specifically. In a great cigar film called "Blowing Smoke" all cigar smoking males should watch this. (and females) There is a line that says.

"No matter how good she looks, someone is tired of f**king her"

That apptly applies here
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Old 12-16-2009, 09:53 AM   #19
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Can't believe this hasn't been mentioned specifically. In a great cigar film called "Blowing Smoke" all cigar smoking males should watch this. (and females) There is a line that says.

"No matter how good she looks, someone is tired of f**king her"

That aptly applies here
You beat me to it...
except my line was

"No matter how hot that woman is, some guy out there is sick of her sh1t."
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Old 12-16-2009, 09:59 AM   #20
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You beat me to it...
except my line was

"No matter how hot that woman is, some guy out there is sick of her sh1t."
Alternatively: She ain't pretty, she just looks it.
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