Famous Movie Quotes

[CasaDooley]

It's a Wonderful Life

You are a hallucination, brought on by alcohol. Russian Vodka, poisoned by Chernobyl.

[ir13]

Originally Posted by CasaDooley

It's a Wonderful Life

You are a hallucination, brought on by alcohol. Russian Vodka, poisoned by Chernobyl.

Scrooged

Looks like we got the Brits in round 1. We already kicked their asses in WWII. Cheer-i-o, let's do it again!

[CasaDooley]

Beerfest!

Time to nut up or shut up!

[CBI_2]

Originally Posted by CasaDooley

Time to nut up or shut up!

Zombieland


"When you want to know about a woman, ask the old men. They know."

[Starscream]

Originally Posted by CBI_2

Zombieland


"When you want to know about a woman, ask the old men. They know."

The Bishop's Wife (starring Cary Grant)


"He's not gonna wanna load the bases, so look low and away."

"He's not gonna wanna load the bases, so look low and away."

Field of Dreams.

"Would I be correct in thinking that you can neither see nor hear me? Then I'd like to tell you that you smell of pee. You look like the wrong end of a dog."

[iRiSh]

scarface...


**** gasper gomez, and **** the ****ing diaz brothers, ****'em all,
i bury those cockAroches

Originally Posted by Demented

"Would I be correct in thinking that you can neither see nor hear me? Then I'd like to tell you that you smell of pee. You look like the wrong end of a dog."

Is not from the movie "Scarface"!

[iRiSh]

Originally Posted by Demented

Is not from the movie "Scarface"!

my bad

[Starscream]

Originally Posted by Demented

Field of Dreams.

"Would I be correct in thinking that you can neither see nor hear me? Then I'd like to tell you that you smell of pee. You look like the wrong end of a dog."

Stardust




"I've heard guns. My father and my brother were killed by guns. They were on the right side but that didn't help them any when the shooting started. My brother was nineteen. I watched him die. That's when I became a Quaker. I don't care who's right or who's wrong. There's got to be some better way for people to live. Will knows how I feel about it."

Originally Posted by andysutherland

"I've heard guns. My father and my brother were killed by guns. They were on the right side but that didn't help them any when the shooting started. My brother was nineteen. I watched him die. That's when I became a Quaker. I don't care who's right or who's wrong. There's got to be some better way for people to live. Will knows how I feel about it."

High Noon.

"Crouching Tiger, Spanking Monkey!"

[kugie]

Originally Posted by Demented

High Noon.

"Crouching Tiger, Spanking Monkey!"

Forbidden Kingdom



You know, going back in time, changing history... that's cheating

[CasaDooley]

Originally Posted by kugie

You know, going back in time, changing history... that's cheating

Star Trek 2009

I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section.

[SvilleKid]

Originally Posted by CasaDooley

Star Trek 2009

I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section.

Denise Leary during his "freedoms" tirade in Demolition Man. Great speech that he included in several of his stand-up routines!

How about:

"You don't want to live forever?"
"I wouldn't mind making the average male North American life expectancy!"

Originally Posted by SvilleKid

You don't want to live forever?"
"I wouldn't mind making the average male North American life expectancy!"

Loose Cannons.

"And that was only one of the many occasions on which I met my death, an experience which I don't hesitate strongly to recommend."

Originally Posted by Demented

"And that was only one of the many occasions on which I met my death, an experience which I don't hesitate strongly to recommend."

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen

"I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you."

Originally Posted by Demented

"I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you."

"2001: A Space Odyssey"!

Okay movie buffs, here's one from a 60's classic.

"The personal life is dead in Russia. History has killed it. I can see why you might hate me."

[rlmedic]

Originally Posted by Demented

"2001: A Space Odyssey"!

Okay movie buffs, here's one from a 60's classic.

"The personal life is dead in Russia. History has killed it. I can see why you might hate me."

Doctor Zhivago


How about:

"Tigers love pepper... they hate cinnamon. "

[ir13]

Originally Posted by rlmedic

How about:

"Tigers love pepper... they hate cinnamon. "

The Hangover Great Movie BTW

" You should really get to know your players. Michael scored in the 98th percentile in protective instincts."

Originally Posted by ir13

"You should really get to know your players. Michael scored in the 98th percentile in protective instincts."

The Blind Side.

“We all go a little mad sometimes”