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Old 11-05-2009, 08:31 AM   #17
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Default Re: Pick Up Lines...

Walk up to the girl and say, "Excuse me, but did it hurt?" It'll probably go something like this:

"Excuse me, but did it hurt?"
"Huh? What?"
"I need to know. Did it hurt?"
"Did what hurt?"
"The fall from Heaven"

"I'm a man of few words. Wanna f**K?"
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