Pick Up Lines...

Poronico · 11-04-2009, 05:12 AM

OK people lets see what you got... Best and Worst pick up lines you have heard

"Excuse me... but does this smell like chloroform to you?"

"Hey Baby!, I'm Fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman in the world tonight"

TheTraveler · 11-04-2009, 06:30 AM

I know it's unlikely that you still have your virginity, but can I at least see the box it came in?

11-04-2009, 06:58 AM

get ya coat i have got a knife.

how much does a polar bear weigh ? enough to break the ice.

hay baby did u know your body is 75% water ? welll you are in luck as i am really thirsty.

11-04-2009, 07:05 AM

thos are the bad ones this is the good one .

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

e-man67 · 11-04-2009, 07:07 AM

"Let's go back to my place and see if it fits"

elderboy02 · 11-04-2009, 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler

I know it's unlikely that you still have your virginity, but can I at least see the box it came in?

Quote:

Originally Posted by e-man67

"Let's go back to my place and see if it fits"

11-04-2009, 07:10 AM

"Lets go back to my place for pizza and sex..." "Aww come on who doesn't like pizza"

TonySmith · 11-04-2009, 05:34 PM

Mouths are capable of such interesting things...less not waste it talking

CBI_2 · 11-04-2009, 07:12 PM

Did you fart? Because you blew me away

I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

11-04-2009, 07:37 PM

-Walk up to a girl, check her out, shaking your head-

Damn...all those curves, and me with no brakes

skullnrose · 11-04-2009, 07:42 PM

For the record I am not Fred Flintstone but I sure would love to make your Bedrock.

wavescrashing · 11-04-2009, 08:12 PM

"Let's go halvesies on a bastard"

11-04-2009, 08:27 PM

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

11-05-2009, 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kzm007

-Walk up to a girl, check her out, shaking your head-

Damn...all those curves, and me with no brakes

man that is the best line ever

perogee · 11-05-2009, 07:24 AM

I can read braille....
with my tongue

11-05-2009, 08:31 AM

Walk up to the girl and say, "Excuse me, but did it hurt?" It'll probably go something like this:

"Excuse me, but did it hurt?"
"Huh? What?"
"I need to know. Did it hurt?"
"Did what hurt?"
"The fall from Heaven"

"I'm a man of few words. Wanna f**K?"

11-05-2009, 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wavescrashing

"Let's go halvesies on a bastard"

"Nice shoes, Wanna F*ck?

11-05-2009, 08:40 AM

do you have a mirror in your pants? Cuz I can see myself in them.

safariguy · 11-05-2009, 12:39 PM

"I got a boat."

PeteSB75 · 11-06-2009, 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by safariguy

"I got a boat."

Almost as good as "Wanna go for a ride in my Porsche?"

11-04-2009, 05:12 AM	#1
Poronico Teh Forever Noob Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Jesse Location: Bonney Lake, Wa Posts: 868 Trading: (5)	Pick Up Lines... OK people lets see what you got... Best and Worst pick up lines you have heard "Excuse me... but does this smell like chloroform to you?" "Hey Baby!, I'm Fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman in the world tonight" __________________ Fellows, leave the tight pants to the ladies. If I can count the coins in your pocket, you better use them to call the tailor. "TMIMITW"

11-04-2009, 06:30 AM	#2
TheTraveler giggity giggitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jonathan Location: Near a Walmart Posts: 1,813 Trading: (12)	Re: Pick Up Lines... I know it's unlikely that you still have your virginity, but can I at least see the box it came in? __________________ "My life is my own."

11-04-2009, 06:58 AM	#3
adampc22 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Pick Up Lines... get ya coat i have got a knife. how much does a polar bear weigh ? enough to break the ice. hay baby did u know your body is 75% water ? welll you are in luck as i am really thirsty.

11-04-2009, 07:05 AM	#4
adampc22 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Pick Up Lines... thos are the bad ones this is the good one . If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

11-04-2009, 07:07 AM	#5
e-man67 Big Drunkin Monkey!! Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Eric Posts: 1,480 Trading: (29)	Re: Pick Up Lines... "Let's go back to my place and see if it fits"

11-04-2009, 07:10 AM	#7
coastietech Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Pick Up Lines... "Lets go back to my place for pizza and sex..." "Aww come on who doesn't like pizza"

11-04-2009, 05:34 PM	#8
TonySmith Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 653 Trading: (1)	Re: Pick Up Lines... Mouths are capable of such interesting things...less not waste it talking

11-04-2009, 07:12 PM	#9
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Pick Up Lines... Did you fart? Because you blew me away I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

11-04-2009, 07:37 PM	#10
kzm007 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Pick Up Lines... -Walk up to a girl, check her out, shaking your head- Damn...all those curves, and me with no brakes

11-04-2009, 07:42 PM	#11
skullnrose Ashes,ashes,all fall down Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Scott Posts: 799 Trading: (16)	Re: Pick Up Lines... For the record I am not Fred Flintstone but I sure would love to make your Bedrock. __________________

11-04-2009, 08:12 PM	#12
wavescrashing Unofficial CA Boli Ho Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Mike Location: An island? Posts: 509 Trading: (19)	Re: Pick Up Lines... "Let's go halvesies on a bastard"

11-04-2009, 08:27 PM	#13
SilverFox Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Pick Up Lines... Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning. Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

11-05-2009, 07:24 AM	#15
perogee Still Watching My Back Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: Robert Location: Kananaskis Posts: 213 Trading: (7)	Re: Pick Up Lines... I can read braille.... with my tongue __________________ Evolving Leafer

11-05-2009, 08:31 AM	#16
The EVP Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Pick Up Lines... Walk up to the girl and say, "Excuse me, but did it hurt?" It'll probably go something like this: "Excuse me, but did it hurt?" "Huh? What?" "I need to know. Did it hurt?" "Did what hurt?" "The fall from Heaven" "I'm a man of few words. Wanna f**K?"

11-05-2009, 08:40 AM	#18
DoctorBJ Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Pick Up Lines... do you have a mirror in your pants? Cuz I can see myself in them.

11-05-2009, 12:39 PM	#19
safariguy There's one. Set for stun Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Michigan Posts: 336 Trading: (7)	Re: Pick Up Lines... "I got a boat."

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