1 Wish allowed....

Fishbeadtwo · 10-25-2009, 12:26 PM

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head... In a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time.... Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking, why she cries, what she means when she says "nothing's wrong", and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

CasaDooley · 10-25-2009, 01:26 PM

The wife and I just had a good laugh with that one!

kelmac07 · 10-25-2009, 01:50 PM

Nice one!!

10-25-2009, 01:54 PM

so ture

jwintosh · 10-25-2009, 01:57 PM

4 lane!!

Starscream · 10-25-2009, 04:24 PM

DonniePaul · 10-27-2009, 01:08 PM

Funny!

10-25-2009, 12:26 PM	#1
Fishbeadtwo Another nut j0b Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Charlie Location: Washington, the state Posts: 1,175 Trading: (9)	1 Wish allowed.... A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head... In a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind." The biker thought about it for a long time.... Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking, why she cries, what she means when she says "nothing's wrong", and how I can make a woman truly happy." The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?" __________________ This white coat is a little tight...?

10-25-2009, 01:26 PM	#2
CasaDooley Herf Crew of 2 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kevin Location: The birthplace of Fathers Day Posts: 2,465 Trading: (41)	Re: 1 Wish allowed.... The wife and I just had a good laugh with that one! __________________ *Founding member of the Lilac City Dedicated Herfers*

10-25-2009, 01:50 PM	#3
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: 1 Wish allowed.... Nice one!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

10-25-2009, 01:54 PM	#4
str8edg Guest Posts: n/a	Re: 1 Wish allowed.... so ture

10-25-2009, 01:57 PM	#5
jwintosh i have a confirmation #!! Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: Jeffrey Location: San Diego Posts: 1,239 Trading: (15)	Re: 1 Wish allowed.... 4 lane!! __________________ Surf's Up!

10-25-2009, 04:24 PM	#6
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: 1 Wish allowed.... __________________ Insert quote here.

10-27-2009, 01:08 PM	#7
DonniePaul It's Cigar O' Clock! Join Date: Jul 2009 First Name: Don Location: North Haven CT Posts: 253 Trading: (4)	Re: 1 Wish allowed.... Funny! __________________ You don't make salad with a chainsaw

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