Sadly enough, I know this feeling!!!

Steve · 10-05-2009, 08:08 AM

After being laid off from three jobs in the past year, Dewey was hired to work in a warehouse.

Unfortunately, one day he lost control of the forklift and drove it off the loading dock. Surveying the damage, the owner shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, Dewey, but I'm going to have to withhold 10 percent of each of your paychecks until we back the damage."

"How much will it cost?" Dewey asked.

"About $5,000," the owner replied.

"Finally!" Dewey exclaimed. "Job security!"

kelmac07 · 10-05-2009, 08:23 AM

LOL!!!

dunng · 10-05-2009, 08:38 AM

Sadly, I have seen this happen many times...

CBI_2 · 10-19-2009, 10:42 PM

LOL! I'll have to keep this one in mind.

MedicCook · 10-19-2009, 10:51 PM

M1903A1 · 10-19-2009, 11:33 PM

Forklift Driver Klaus strikes again.....

10-05-2009, 08:08 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Sadly enough, I know this feeling!!! After being laid off from three jobs in the past year, Dewey was hired to work in a warehouse. Unfortunately, one day he lost control of the forklift and drove it off the loading dock. Surveying the damage, the owner shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, Dewey, but I'm going to have to withhold 10 percent of each of your paychecks until we back the damage." "How much will it cost?" Dewey asked. "About $5,000," the owner replied. "Finally!" Dewey exclaimed. "Job security!" __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

10-05-2009, 08:23 AM	#2
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Sadly enough, I know this feeling!!! LOL!!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

10-05-2009, 08:38 AM	#3
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: Sadly enough, I know this feeling!!! Sadly, I have seen this happen many times... __________________ MassHole Banter

10-19-2009, 10:42 PM	#4
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Sadly enough, I know this feeling!!! LOL! I'll have to keep this one in mind. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

10-19-2009, 10:51 PM	#5
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Sadly enough, I know this feeling!!! __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

10-19-2009, 11:33 PM	#6
M1903A1 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 1060 W. Addison Posts: 1,573 Trading: (4)	Re: Sadly enough, I know this feeling!!! Forklift Driver Klaus strikes again..... __________________ "It's the cigars that bring us together, but it's the people that cause us to stay."

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